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Black Lace Panties

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and, after dating for a few weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Jersey Shore.

Their first night at the beach, she undresses as he does. There she stood, nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can kiss and fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with another pair of black lace panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ...only THIS time he is wearing a black condom!

She looks at him and asks: "What's with the black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
 

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It's a shame he took her to Jersey... :p
Hey hey! And just what is wrong with Jersey (and keep in mind when you respond that I grew up Jersey! :p )

The Jersey shore is my favorite vacation spot...I absolutely love it. ;)
 

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Haha just kidding. See I grew up (and still live) in CT on the water, so we never took trips to the "shore"...But we're told as kids that Jersey is dirty haha...I've never actually been to the Jersey shore...Just Hoboken!

How did two girls named Kate from out of State end up on here??? :sh: I think it's time for me to go back to bed!
 

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Haha just kidding. See I grew up (and still live) in CT on the water, so we never took trips to the "shore"...But we're told as kids that Jersey is dirty haha...I've never actually been to the Jersey shore...Just Hoboken!

How did two girls named Kate from out of State end up on here??? :sh: I think it's time for me to go back to bed!
Actually it's "down da shore"... :p

LOL, there are parts of the Jersey shore that are just retched, as in Atlantic City. If you're going to gamble, that's one thing, but do NOT go in the water there. I hear there are sharks the size of China! :lol: It must be all the toxic waste that's dumped there! :shock:

Seriously, if you ever do go there, visit Cape May. It's breathtaking. For family fun, go to Ocean City, NJ. It's a dry town there, meaning there are no bars and you can't buy any alcohol at all.

Two Kate's, eh? I can change my name if it's too confusing here...my brothers used to call me katalenamagalena, or I can use what my granny called me: Katrina. 8)
 

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LOL, there are parts of the Jersey shore that are just retched, as in Atlantic City. If you're going to gamble, that's one thing, but do NOT go in the water there. I hear there are sharks the size of China! :lol: It must be all the toxic waste that's dumped there! :shock:

Seriously, if you ever do go there, visit Cape May. It's breathtaking. For family fun, go to Ocean City, NJ. It's a dry town there, meaning there are no bars and you can't buy any alcohol at all.

Two Kate's, eh? I can change my name if it's too confusing here...my brothers used to call me katalenamagalena, or I can use what my granny called me: Katrina. 8)
Ohhh I am so glad you said Jersey was a toxic waste dump! Haha...I was tempted but didn't want to offend! :D

Yeah I've heard only good things about Cape May...We don't gamble, in fact my husband and I once went to a Canadian casino, lost 7bucks ($10 US) and left because we didn't want to lose anymore!

Nope, stay Kate...I had a roommate named Kate once..That got confusing!!! But don't change, people here seem to like you just the way you are!
 

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Ohhh I am so glad you said Jersey was a toxic waste dump! Haha...I was tempted but didn't want to offend! :D
Nah, no way would I get offended. I haven't lived in Jersey in a long time. I've been in PA for 17 years and lived in NC for a few. One day I'd like to move back down there...

Yeah I've heard only good things about Cape May...We don't gamble, in fact my husband and I once went to a Canadian casino, lost 7bucks ($10 US) and left because we didn't want to lose anymore!
I'm not big on gambling either, but I had a blast in Las Vegas! I went out to visit my granny after we all moved her out there to be with my aunt so she could be in a warmer climate (NY winters were killing her!)... Lemme tell you, try playing the slots with a 92-yo Italian woman. Nickles. She had me playing nickles! :shock: There was no way I was going to argue with her, so I played the $.05 slots to humor her. God rest her soul. I miss her immensely!

Nope, stay Kate...I had a roommate named Kate once..That got confusing!!! But don't change, people here seem to like you just the way you are!
Thanks. ;)

Hey, did you know what our name means:

KATE

Gender: Female
Meaning: PURE, VIRGINAL :wink:
Origin: Celtic/Gaelic

Nice, eh?! :lol:
 

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Hey, did you know what our name means:

KATE

Gender: Female
Meaning: PURE, VIRGINAL :wink:
Origin: Celtic/Gaelic

Nice, eh?! :lol:
My madien name meant: OF GOOD.....so my name was (Kathleen = PURE ONE by the way): Pure one of good.

Now my name means: Pure one, ellie the jew (no one seems to know the meaning of my husbands last name means but that it was started by ellie the jew...gotta love it).
 

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I had a girlfriend that asked me to kiss her where it stinks...so I took her to Jersey! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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LMAO! Y'all are bad - or as we say in Philly, youse guys are really bad! :lol:
 

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Well Katie your first line of your post is "Black Lace Panties" so I hope you wouldn't expect anything less from us "bad guys" :lol:

Great post BTW it put some fun into typing an arrest report
 
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