No offense to anyone this is a just joke from my experiences.
1. Transports to a lock up takes all night.
2. Reserve officers put in more time than full timers.
3. The only thing on the road at 3am is road kill.
4. Mutual aid from another town is one of the 1st 10 codes you learn.
5. Dispatch and the wreak room are the same.
6. Instead of new light bars, you remove and clean the old lenses.
7 The good cars have less than 100k miles.
8. AOL is your ISP.
9. Nothing is open 24hrs.
10. There are more department cookouts than OUI arrests in a month.
11. Population per officer is not in the selectman's vocabulary.
12. You share the bicycle helmet.
13. Your co-workers hate you if you "use" the bathroom in the station.
14. Qualifying takes a whole hour.
15. Watching COPS is part of in-service.
16. The Food Network becomes your fav channel.
17. The whole department has the same hobbies.
18. You pray for the 75/25 retirement plan.
19. You take the scenic route to calls for something to do.
20. You request the FD at every call just to give you someone to talk too.
1. Transports to a lock up takes all night.
2. Reserve officers put in more time than full timers.
3. The only thing on the road at 3am is road kill.
4. Mutual aid from another town is one of the 1st 10 codes you learn.
5. Dispatch and the wreak room are the same.
6. Instead of new light bars, you remove and clean the old lenses.
7 The good cars have less than 100k miles.
8. AOL is your ISP.
9. Nothing is open 24hrs.
10. There are more department cookouts than OUI arrests in a month.
11. Population per officer is not in the selectman's vocabulary.
12. You share the bicycle helmet.
13. Your co-workers hate you if you "use" the bathroom in the station.
14. Qualifying takes a whole hour.
15. Watching COPS is part of in-service.
16. The Food Network becomes your fav channel.
17. The whole department has the same hobbies.
18. You pray for the 75/25 retirement plan.
19. You take the scenic route to calls for something to do.
20. You request the FD at every call just to give you someone to talk too.