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Weird Dreams???

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Last night I had a dream that I was an Eagle it was weird but at the same time really cool, very realistic. So after the successful Bizarre Habits thread I thought this would make a nice addition. So go ahead people I cant be the only thats had some pretty weird dreams.
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Ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
I have had 2 that have really stuck with me:

1) had it three or four times since high school: i'm at the mall, walking in. when someone grabs me and pulls be down behind a car "WATCH OUT YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT!?!?!".."by who?" i ask. and he tells me the "Asian mafia" is about to shoot it out. then all hell breaks loose.

2) only had this one once (before we know the sex of the baby): i had the baby. they refused to let me bring "it" home because it was Asian, and i am not (yet my husband is 1/16 Mongolian). we snuck the baby out of the hospital. but when we got home we couldn't tell the sex. so we brought the baby back to the hospital and they told me we were stupid, it was clearly a boy. but they wouldn't let me leave again because he was Asian, and i am waaaay to white. so we snuck him out again. when we were pulling into the driveway we happened to see Sasquatch running through the woods. so i throw a rock at him, hit him in the head...and his head falls off. Dave Coulier pops his head out of the Sasquatch outfit and asks me what the hell i'm doing. i tell him i was trying to protect my baby. in which he tells me the baby can't be mine because it's Asian....then i wake up.
well... uh... umm.. you should... uh... christ! your fucked up!
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