[7costanza]

Last night I had a dream that I was an Eagle it was weird but at the same time really cool, very realistic. So after the successful Bizarre Habits thread I thought this would make a nice addition. So go ahead people I cant be the only thats had some pretty weird dreams.

 

[KozmoKramer]

Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME!!

 

[RodneyFarva]

Ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

[John3885]

I had a dream a shark bit my arm off, I got a prosthetic, tried to go kayaking and got pissed that I coudn't with a robot arm, so my buddy built me a prosthetic made out of an oar and then I woke up with my kayaking oar in my bed.

 

[jettsixx]

I had a dream where I kept falling asleep and then I would dream that I fell asleep. This kept going on and on and on. So now I dont know how many times I have to wake up in order to actually be awake.

 

[kttref]

I have had 2 that have really stuck with me:

1) had it three or four times since high school: i'm at the mall, walking in. when someone grabs me and pulls be down behind a car "WATCH OUT YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT!?!?!".."by who?" i ask. and he tells me the "Asian mafia" is about to shoot it out. then all hell breaks loose.

2) only had this one once (before we know the sex of the baby): i had the baby. they refused to let me bring "it" home because it was Asian, and i am not (yet my husband is 1/16 Mongolian). we snuck the baby out of the hospital. but when we got home we couldn't tell the sex. so we brought the baby back to the hospital and they told me we were stupid, it was clearly a boy. but they wouldn't let me leave again because he was Asian, and i am waaaay to white. so we snuck him out again. when we were pulling into the driveway we happened to see Sasquatch running through the woods. so i throw a rock at him, hit him in the head...and his head falls off. Dave Coulier pops his head out of the Sasquatch outfit and asks me what the hell i'm doing. i tell him i was trying to protect my baby. in which he tells me the baby can't be mine because it's Asian....then i wake up.

 

[RodneyFarva]

I have had 2 that have really stuck with me:

1) had it three or four times since high school: i'm at the mall, walking in. when someone grabs me and pulls be down behind a car "WATCH OUT YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT!?!?!".."by who?" i ask. and he tells me the "Asian mafia" is about to shoot it out. then all hell breaks loose.

2) only had this one once (before we know the sex of the baby): i had the baby. they refused to let me bring "it" home because it was Asian, and i am not (yet my husband is 1/16 Mongolian). we snuck the baby out of the hospital. but when we got home we couldn't tell the sex. so we brought the baby back to the hospital and they told me we were stupid, it was clearly a boy. but they wouldn't let me leave again because he was Asian, and i am waaaay to white. so we snuck him out again. when we were pulling into the driveway we happened to see Sasquatch running through the woods. so i throw a rock at him, hit him in the head...and his head falls off. Dave Coulier pops his head out of the Sasquatch outfit and asks me what the hell i'm doing. i tell him i was trying to protect my baby. in which he tells me the baby can't be mine because it's Asian....then i wake up.

well... uh... umm.. you should... uh... christ! your fucked up!

 

[kttref]

yeah i know

 

[Guest]

Just don't have the dream that a crab is chasing you with loafers and lightning shooting out of it's eyes...

Ask Dane Cook. It's bad.

 

[Johnny Law]

I had a dream that the world we live in is an illusion controlled by computers and that I can perform a shitload of martial arts whilst wearing sunglasses. Wait, this sounds familiar............

 

[lpwpd722]

I have way to many weird dreams to list. I remember then but can't explain them. I used to try to explain them to my husband but gave up because I would get "the look" like he was thinking time for a little rest with the men in white coats.

 

[Portable81]

Has anyone had dreams where you need to fire your weapon but it's jammed or just won't shoot and you're being shot at? I've had this type of dream a few times now. Anyone?

 

[USMC1978]

My most recent was getting a tattoo from a very large mexican man while at a cock fight.

Just a smidge unsanitary.

 

[BLUE BLOOD]

I have you all beat. For the past six months I have had the same dream almost every night. Guys in hard hats holding signs in the street directing traffic. I wake up covered in sweat, feces and urine! I don't know why, its just a dream isn't it?

 

[Dazy5]

Most of my dreams are of me being late for something and no matter what I do, things (crazy random things that would never happen) keep happening to make me more late. They usually happen when I have to be somewhere important the following day and I have the dream of that particular place. Which freaks me out.... So I end up waking up every half hour to check the clock to make sure I didn't over-sleep. I'm then exhausted for whatever I was supposed to do that day..... but I'm never late!

I HATE being late!

 

[Nuke_TRT]

I understand, I get the sweats every time I hear someone of the opposite gender is late.

 

[KozmoKramer]

:L: Nuke!

 

[Nuke_TRT]

t:

Let's face it Koz, most of us in here are type "A" personalities, ready to face danger love the adrenaline rush, but if we hear the words I'm late, our hearts stop, and the sweating starts.

I've had a dream or two of the above situation, they were called nightmares.

 

[KozmoKramer]

I hear ya Nukah... It's happened to the best of us... (Well, so I've been told....)

 

[screamineagle]

Dazy, if ya are late, I bet my house its Snipes. that sonofab*tch could knock up a male snake if he could keep it still long enough, and probably has. Either that or its Andy. Watch out for Andy.