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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the
vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern
General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside,
according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite
sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell
backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére,
including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl..._up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2

Lmao @ he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
 

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I guess the potato had to do, all the kids were in school that day.
 

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I have a friend who is an Xray tech... ALL the people say they accidentally fell on it. Kinda like " I only had 2 drinks".

But come on... how do you get something like a wine glass up there without it breaking if you FALL On it?

eeewwww

** safety note ** tape up those Gerbils feet so they dont claw your colon.
 

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4 years in the ER I can tell you some stuff you wouldnt believe...coke bottles,hot dogs,beads,cucumbers....everyone one of them claimed it was an accident..
 
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