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This reminds me of a Maple Syrup Joke that I know.

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up.

The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!"

The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"

The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "It's not fair! I can't smell anything down here except molasses!"

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