The Top Ten Ways To Tell You Have A Gambling Problem
1. You can't find the gas pedal in your car because the floorboard's covered with $30,000 in spent scratch tickets.
2. You make silent wagers with yourself on raindrops racing down the windshield.
3. You know you're only one win away from a life of luxury.
4. Guys from the track send you birthday cards.
5. You named your daughter "War Emblem."
6. If someone brings you water, you're capable of playing a single slot machine for 76 hours.
7. There doesn't seem to be any connection between that "lucky feeling" and the possibility of winning anything.
8. You ran out of chips, lost your car and shoes, and asked if you could get cash for your kidney.
9. You made a dealer in Vegas start crying after betting your first-born male child on a hand of blackjack.
10. You put your pension on the Red Sox to win the World Series.
1. You can't find the gas pedal in your car because the floorboard's covered with $30,000 in spent scratch tickets.
2. You make silent wagers with yourself on raindrops racing down the windshield.
3. You know you're only one win away from a life of luxury.
4. Guys from the track send you birthday cards.
5. You named your daughter "War Emblem."
6. If someone brings you water, you're capable of playing a single slot machine for 76 hours.
7. There doesn't seem to be any connection between that "lucky feeling" and the possibility of winning anything.
8. You ran out of chips, lost your car and shoes, and asked if you could get cash for your kidney.
9. You made a dealer in Vegas start crying after betting your first-born male child on a hand of blackjack.
10. You put your pension on the Red Sox to win the World Series.