Geeeze, if I knew there was a market for selling kookaratches, I would have been breeding them these past few years! Just scrape off the bottom of my boots into a petri dish every night and let nature do the rest. Dunngeon is right, plenty for all in the hallways, never mind where the food source is!
Ahhhh, the stories I tell at my friends suburban parties. Usually gets all the wives skeezed out & my wife pissed at me cause she has heard them before.
Now that roach in the picture is a biggun. I'd strap 2 of those puppys on to the bottom of my boots & let them do all the walking for me. Kind of a poor mans Segway!!