[kwflatbed]

You can make this Chicken do almost anything! HOW DO THEY DO THIS?...

type in sex and running or anything and see what he does...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

 

[KozmoKramer]

I ordered the dumb-cluck to jump in the deep fryer, slap himself on a bun with some lettuce and tomato, slather on some mayo; but he declined...
<chicken-shit>

 

[CJIS]

Ok try these

1. Fly
2. Pee
3. Throw things
4. Whach TV
5. Scratch butt
6. Lay Egg
7. Drink Beer
8. Turn off lights
9. Run
10. Eat
11. Die
12. Burn
13. Blow nose
14. Do push ups
15. Sit
16. Whack self
17. Hit Pillow
18. Jump
19. Dance
20. Look at camera
21. Moon
22. Jumping Jacks
23. Split
24. Brake Dance
25. Call
26. Nap
27. Spank
28. Peck
29. Fart
30. Laugh

That's just some I got it to do.