The MassCops Christmas Gift Thread

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GARDA

Discussion Starter · Dec 12, 2012

I'll start fawkers... Merry Xmas.

If you could give it, what would it be, and to who?

To: LECSniper? Pvt. Cowboy? And all you blonde aficionados who like to play with dolls?

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Dan Stark

· #2 · Dec 12, 2012

To everyone in the Ask A Cop forum.

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7costanza

· #3 · Dec 12, 2012

To 7 , Happy Festivus....the rest of you get coal.

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niteowl1970

· #4 · Dec 12, 2012

To the new parents..

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Tuna

· #5 · Dec 12, 2012

Comes with it's own suicide vest.

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RodneyFarva

· #6 · Dec 12, 2012

http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2012/11/23/the-ultimate-christmas-gift-guide-2012/

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LGriffin

· #7 · Dec 12, 2012

RodneyFarva said:
http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2012/11/23/the-ultimate-christmas-gift-guide-2012/

Boobie Creamer

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Rock

· #8 · Dec 12, 2012

Toys For Twats

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7costanza

· #9 · Dec 12, 2012

Rock, that reminds me of the husband and wife slippers and dildo joke, something like if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself..

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· #10 · Dec 12, 2012

For;

cc3915 & 7costanza - Good health for 2013.

LGriffin & kttref - Babysitters, hotel rooms, and directions to the next M&G.

OfficerObie59 and frapmpd24 - Good luck with the bar exam.

263FPD - No further encounters with illegal alien relatives of the POTUS.

8MORE - Continued happiness in Heaven.

More to come as my brain comes out of this sickness-induced fog.

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7costanza

· #11 · Dec 12, 2012

OfficerObie59 and frampd24 - Good luck with the bar exam.

Its way easier than I thought, just remember shaken not stirred and youll be fine.

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Pvt. Cowboy

· #12 · Dec 12, 2012

For 7: Pear infused vodka

Delta: The retirement clock to speed up, or at least feel that way.

Deuce: A new, more "hands on" approach allowed by department policy regarding a certain sector. Complete with standard issue SAP gloves.

Sine: 2 for 1 sales on DQ Blizzards all summer long.

Lawman: A newer shiny sled.

CC: As mentioned, continued health!

LGrif: A limo, to commute to an m&g, that way there are zero excuses.

Wolf: A shiny new SBR with all the fixins!

Dan Stark: PSU, the sequel.

LECSnip: About 5'7, platinum, 34D, abs, loves Patron.

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kwflatbed

· #13 · Dec 12, 2012

Good Health and Good Fortune to all the MC members.

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sdb29

· #14 · Dec 12, 2012

To everyone who doesn't have Ch.90, a book of these.

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GARDA

Discussion Starter · #15 · Dec 18, 2012

I want eyes that don't leak with alarming ease at the thought of 20 first-grader's funerals the week before Christmas.

I would also like a heart that is less heavy from heartache whenever I picture those 6 adults during the moments of their selfless last acts intended to protect those kids.

And I wish the words 'Sandy Hook' were nothing more than part of a beach sign warning us about the possible risk of walking barefoot in the sand.

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· #16 · Dec 18, 2012

GARDA said:
I want eyes that don't leak with alarming ease at the thought of 20 first-grader's funerals the week before Christmas.

I would also like a heart that is less heavy from heartache whenever I picture those 6 adults during the moments of their selfless last acts intended to protect those kids.

And I wish the words 'Sandy Hook' were nothing more than part of a beach sign warning us about the possible risk of walking barefoot in the sand.

I think we'd all like those.....well said, brother.

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Mr Scribbles

· #17 · Dec 18, 2012

I feel as old as Delta-when I came on the job Traffic Citations didn't have a letter before all the numbers now they are up to "R"

A Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (or however it's spelled now) and everything in between to all my new on line friends at MC with continued good health and prosperity for the New Year to come...with thoughts and prayers for all those poor souls in Newtown...

and if anyone wants to know what to get me...

Trigger Gun accessory Air gun Cylinder Metal

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· #18 · Dec 18, 2012

Mr Scribbles said:
I feel as old as Delta-when I came on the job Traffic Citations didn't have a letter before all the numbers now they are up to "R"

Several years ago, I got a call at home from one of the traffic officers, who was clearly uncomfortable in making the call.

"Ummm, I have your latest citation in my hand. You know we haven't used E-series in over a year, right?"

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Dan Stark

· #19 · Dec 18, 2012

GARDA said:
I want eyes that don't leak with alarming ease at the thought of 20 first-grader's funerals the week before Christmas.

The night after the shooting, I caught a show that played this song at the end, and it got to me... getting to me now:

You get to experience the real meaning of Christmas little angels, and my present to you is to remember you when I listen to this song, and when I train.

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Mr Scribbles

· #20 · Dec 18, 2012

How about a nice warm welcome for the newly arrived Mr Lanza?

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