A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything, been to several doctors, yet nothing has worked until one day she was having lunch with a friend who referred her to a hypnotist. According to her friend, "he works wonders on anything."
The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I have been having all of these years? Well, they are gone. No more headaches!"
"The husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache. I do not have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache. Believe it or not, it worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom th ese last several years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to give it a try. Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move - I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps on the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later for round two with his wife - even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is really great!" Her husband again says, "Don't move. I'll be right back." With that he goes back in the bathroom. This time his wife follows and sees him through the open crack in the door standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife!"