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THE AMISH ELEVATOR

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father, never having seen
an elevator, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in
my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
to his son...

"Go get your mother."
 
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