Yes these livery plates offer free taxi service to the GRAY BAR HOTEL. Before your adventure you will be allowed to try on very expensive silver bracelets (Note you will be searched for security purposes before entering the State Taxi, do to elevated terrorist threats our country is facing. Keeping everyone safe is our #1 priority.) Our spacious luxurious Taxi will show you an orchestra of a blue light show which is free to our customers. This light show is so intense you may see other motorist pull over and stop to view the show. Music and sound maybe displayed in accordance with the light show. Our Taxi is equipped with seat belts that should be worn at all times, which one of our staff finest will assist you with. Our Taxi, depending on where you catch the taxi of course, will tour you through many historical communities in Massachusetts. In your commute we will not have to stop for any traffic lights or traffic jams, your ride will be fast quick and safe. Once at the Gray Bar Hotel, you will be considered a VIP and escorted through the back entrance of our world known hotel. Once inside you will notice our nicely dressed french blue staff who will assist you in taking off those extremely thick silver bracelets. The friendly staff there will register you into our elaborate registration guess book. They will even take your belongings, money and any weapons or articles found on you during the safety search and secure them in a safe place. You will be given a phone call so you can call you friends or family and tell them about your anticipated stay at the hotel. Finger painting is also available for customers. Our courteous staff will escort you to your room where they will make sure you are tucked in and secured in your room for the night. Our rooms are cleaned daily and have a fresh disinfectant smell to them, a pleasure to the senses. Blankets and pillows maybe offered but not given to our guess who may want to experience the full effect of our Gray Bar Hotel vacation. In the morning you maybe offered a continental breakfast. The taxi service will bring you on a tour of the Massachusetts Court System, there you will meet a live judge who will verse you on the Massachusetts General Law. If the judge likes you and finds time and space he will fit you in for a free pass and transportation to our Mass Correction Facility or our second to none County Jail. But customers keep in mind please don't count on it, our judges in Massachusetts reserve this special treatment for just a few, they only give these passes to the frequent rider customers. At the end of the day you will find that our taxi and vacations as well as services are the best in town. These packages are the cheapest price, you pay nothing up front. So call us today at 911 and speak to one of our representatives today. They would love to hear from you!!!
I am kidding so don't get hostile its a joke
Yes I do have too much time on my hands, at least today I do !!!! LOL