[Inspector]

By Fan Changguo, AP

Members of the Jinan Special Weapons and Tactics team use Segways during an Olympic anti-terrorism training drill in Jinan, eastern China's Shandong province, on July 2.

 

[justanotherparatrooper]

OK, im speechless...whats next, serving warrants on a skateboard?

 

[Inspector]

Okay Para...You asked for it....

 

[Killjoy]

By Fan Changguo, AP Members of the Jinan Special Weapons and Tactics team use Segways during an Olympic anti-terrorism training drill in Jinan, eastern China's Shandong province, on July 2.

I have information that is not, in fact, a Chinese SWAT team, but are members of a secret Mall Security Tactical Strike Team training for food-court operations.

 

[7costanza]

Sir step away from the kiosk and put the orange julius down!

 

[j809]

Those things are darn dangerous, I know.