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Scuffles, battles, and slobberknockers...

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I like Garda's thread a lot about the FTO stories, so I figured I'd rekindle this one. There was a thread from before regarding war stories, but I wanted to start one fresh. It's in the green room for fight club reasons. Arrests with tons of irony? Wresting battles that caused bumps and bruises? Some kid runs up to you while walking a beat and gives you the finger, and you proceed to... You get the point.
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Summertime in the projects, I kinda know how the military guys feel in the sandbox. Hot as fuck and surrounded by hostiles.

I was the adjoining sector partner to a real hard charging kid. Great guy, left for MSP awhile ago. He sat in the dead end of this dump for a while, IM'ing me about what he was seeing. He was watching this bitch and her homies getting drunker and drunker on their stoop. She escalated to simulating fingering her pussy and flipping off and yelling at him, so he IM'ed me she was going for disorderly.

I arrive, we go to talk to her and when he latches on, one homeboy grabs her to hang on and prevent arrest. I unleash liquid hellfire into his face, and he lets go. But now she gets an adrenaline dump and is suddenly very coordinated. She runs inside public housing with him in hot pursuit. I leave homeboy because I'm certainly NOT leaving him alone. I run inside, to find they have run into the basement.

There is only one way in and out in these shitholes, the way we got there. No second egress or hatchway, just the stairs we rode in on. Partner is struggling with her, so I latch on. As I do, I hear the natives pouring into the apartment above. I look up and see the first guy in line with a baseball bat. These mother fuckers are tripping over themselves to get to us.

Without missing a beat, partner disengages and charges the column back up the stairwell and out of the house. Now, I've no doubt we are in a deep shit situation and call it in on the radio, saying we are effectively trapped and surrounded and to send backup. The fucking dispatcher radios one unit to respond. Luckily my LT. who knows I rarely ever ask for backup, cut in and had every city unit respond, himself included with the two pepperball guns we have, AND mutual aid from SP and the adjoining city PD.

Meantime, I'm still wrestling with the original bitch. She had a fistful of my shirt at the time. I was able to execute the most perfect throw by grabbing her wrist and getting my hips under her center of gravity. She went almost 360, and landed with all her weight and mine on her shoulder/scapula. I didn't know it at the time, but it shattered like glass (which is nice). I bundled her up, marched her upstairs where partner had his turd cuffed up. We didn't have long to wait for the cavalry, but almost every shithead in the projects was rioting outside.

Everyone deployed with batons and created a clear path for us to get out. If the radios had been working with their usual level of (in)effectiveness, we wouldn't have had any backup. I had already had the mindset that I'm not going to die in a shitty apartment in the projects, and if needed, I would have used this cunt as a shield and shot my way out.

That was a long overtime report, and for a long time after, the new general order was no one was to take ANY call there without a second unit.

Maybe some day, I'll get my dream come true and get to piss on the burnt up ashes of this place.
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Christ JL... I think that story gave me wood.
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THIS.... is unacceptable.
Sometimes this comes from the lack of quality and length of training many dispatchers in the Commonwealth are given. Most in our field are only given (If they're lucky) The APCO PST1, EMD, and E911. Then after a lackluster few weeks of hands on are then thrown to the wolves. Continuing education money for dispatchers is in the budget of most departments right below the dish soap for the kitchen. That being said even with training if a dispatcher or officer working dispatch doesn't have a clue all the training in the world won't help. Any dispatcher that would send only one unit after receiving a call for an officer needing assistance needs is an indifferent fucktard. The only correct answer is to call in the cavalry to kick ass.
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"Maybe some day, I'll get my dream come true and get to piss on the burnt up ashes of this place."

If its the same place I'm thinking of, God tried in 1953 but it grew back.
Why would you have to wait for a dispatcher to assign you to respond to a fellow officer calling for back up? Why wouldn't units respond on their own initiative? On my department any available officer will respond until the situation is under control. No one's gonna take care of us but us.
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MTC, kudos to you for doing that, that's the way it should be done from a dispatcher's perspective. I was thinking more like when the officers/troopers in the field hear the same thing on the air that you do (someone requesting back up or help), they should start that way on their own and not wait for a dispatcher to tell them to go.
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MTC, kudos to you for doing that, that's the way it should be done from a dispatcher's perspective. I was thinking more like when the officers/troopers in the field hear the same thing on the air that you do (someone requesting back up or help), they should start that way on their own and not wait for a dispatcher to tell them to go.
That does happen, but if you are already on a call, you may miss the initial request. In this case the LT. jumped in and said for everyone to respond, regardless of call.
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Im not a cop. im no hero!.....But I will add this(again) for nothing more than to get yall to carry off duty, whenever possible. I ran into a friend LEO and after a few mins of hows your mother fuck your sista I asked where he was carrying, he was wearing sweats. He laughed at me , he said something about being paranoid and shurgged it off...a few weeks later he got ambushed and shot by another cop.....Ya just never know .....that is all.
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I forgot my burner at home the other day. Felt very nekkid without it. Kinda like I shouldn't yell at a car for speeding past me in a crosswalk or something... But I digress.

Been a while since I let my fists fly... But it's an interesting story.

A freshman at Westfield, I used to leave on weekends to work by my home. I was leaving a bank parking lot after grabbing some cash for McD's on the ride home. The bank exits into a small side street, so I leave to make my way to the pike. As I pull into the street, this random guy steps right in front of my car, so I jack the brakes, throw my arms up like "WTF guy?!" and he throws his cup of coffee at my windshield as he walks past my car.

Up the ebrake goes, car stalled in the middle of the street, I jump out, "WTF is your problem?!" Now I'm between my car, and my door, in that wedge. This dude drops what looked like a stack of books he was carrying, and advances towards me with his arms outstretched like a damn zombie.

Once he connected and made the attempt to choke me, I wrapped up his arms, locked them against me (the old martial arts classes lingered somewhere in my brain) and hit this guy with more right straights than I could remember. Once he struggled his arms free his forearm knocked my glasses off, a stepping forward straight left sent this guy, like in the movies, tumbling backwards and bouncing off the street.

Not knowing what else to say because my adrenaline was maxed, I yelled at him for throwing coffee at my car.
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Cowboy, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
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Cowboy, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Stabbed a guy with a trident!
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Wiffle bat filled with water and left in the freezer!;)
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Stabbed a guy with a trident!
I can't find a pic but please tell me someone else saw the dildo trident on The League .
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