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Anyone care to share their favorite (or least favorite) running cadence?

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When I go to heaven
Saint Peter he will say
How did you earn your living
How did you earn your pay
My reply was with a whole lot of anger
I made my earning as a Calvary ranger

When I go to bars,
the girls they will say
How did you earn your living
How did you earn your pay
My reply was with a cool kinda nod
Earned my living killing commies for my God

When I go home
the hippie they will say
How did you earn your living
How did you earn your pay
My reply as I pulled out my knife
get out of my way before I take your life

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Up in the morning way too soon
Hungry as hell by noon

I went to the mess hall on my knees
saying cow killer cow killer feed me please
he looked at me with a big old grin
"If you want to be a DI you gotta be thin"

I wanna be a drill instructor
I wanna cut off all of my hair
I wanna be a drill instructor
I wanna earn that smokey bear

Oh yeah

Mothers of America, meek and mild
send to me your sweet young child
we'll make him dill, and we'll make him run
we'll make some changes in your young son
Mothers of America, meek and mild
don't you worry about your young child
we'll make him dill, and we'll make him run
we're make some changes in your young son
 

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Trooper, Trooper can't you see
all this running is killing me
if I had a low IQ
I would be a Trooper too
 

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Pt, Pt, Every Day
Gonna Pt The Marine Corps Way
Sit-ups, Pull-ups, 3 Mile Mile,
Gonna Have A Little Fun

1,2,3,4, United States Marine Corps!
Oo-rah!
 

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Up from the sub 60 feet below
Scuba to the surface and I'm ready to go
Backstroke, sidestroke, swim for the shore
I hit the beach and I'm ready for war
Grease gun, KBar by my side
These are the tools that I live by
Special Forces!!
Green Berets!!
Killing commies
Every day...

1,000 Marines overran today
I saved them all I'm a Green Beret!
 

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Nice try man we all know it's Navy Navy I'm in doubt...

You might be thinking of:
Hey there Army
Get out of your tanks and follow me
I am Marine Corp Infantry

I'm only giving a C for your effort...
 

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Deuce,

I'm more familair with:

Up in the morning, outta the rack
Greeted at dawn with an early attack
First Sergeant rushes me off to chow
But I dont need it anyhow

Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


From a big bird in the sky
All will jump and some will die
Off to battle we will go
To live or die, hell I dont know


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


Early at night its drizzilin' rain
I am hit and feel no pain
But in my heart I have no fear
Because my ranger God is here


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


The mortars and artillery
The screaming bursts around me
Jagged shrapnel on the fly
Kills my buddy, makes me cry


Hail O' Hail O' Infantry
Queen of battle follow me
An airborne rangers life for me
O' nothing in this world is free


One, Two, Three, Your Left
Hooah
One, Two, Three, Four
AIRBORNE


Now the reason I was looking for running cadence was because I have a cousin who's trying to get into better shape before he approaches his recruiter. In the morning I've been running myself, and now he's asked me to run with him. He, for his own reasons, wants to run cadence. It's been four years since I've been in boots and I've run out of cadence to call...
 

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USMCMP5811 said:
Army, Army, I'm in Doubt!
why's your belly stickin out?
Is it Beer or is it wine?
Or is it lack of PT time?
I don't know, but I've been told
The Marine Corp thinks it's mighty bold
They don't know what the Army can do
We are proud of our history too
Our looks and style may not be smooth
But you oughta see this Army move
Look to left and what do you see
A bunch of jarheads just looking at me
Shout it out and sing it loud
I'm a soldier and I'm mighty proud
 

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LEAST FAVORITE:
PAIN...IN MY LEGS
THAT'S OKAY......I LIKE IT THERE
PAIN.....IN MY FEET
THAT'S OKAY.....I LIKE IT THERE
we'd be running along, feeling fine. You hear that and think "actually I do have all these pains and they're not okay and I don't like them there!" The PT is bad enough without being reminded what's hurting
 

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You can have your army kakis
You can have your navy blues
But I'm a better fighting man to introduce to you
His uniform is different, the finest ever seen
The germans call him devil dog, but his real name is Marine

He was born on Paris Island, the land that time forgot
Where the sand is 18 inches deep and the sun is blazing hot.
ect...ect...

I think all the former jarheads know that one.

Rat shit, bat shit, greasy old twat
69 douche bags tied in a knot.
ect..ect...

That one use to piss off the WM's. LOL.
 

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USMCMP5811 said:
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Do you realy want me to pull out the A-list stuff? if so the women may have to cover their eyes and ears.........:-k
I was trying to keep it clean myself.. But that's no fun....
 

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USMCMP5811 said:
I used to know a girl named Shelly,
her tits hung down past her belly
for the USO, she did some skits
whipped em out, swung em about
ohh what a ditz.
but whats so special about those tits?
one served Miller, the other served Shlitz.
:-k that's gotta be an army cadence.......SEMPER FI!
 

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I wish all the ladies
were pies on the shelf
If I was a baker
I'd fill'em all myself

I wish all the ladies
were bricks in a pile
If I was a mason
I'd lay em all in style
 

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Napalm sticks to little chidren
All the children of the world
Melts the chocolate in their pockets
Burns their eyeballs in their sockets
Napalm sticks to little children

Remember the old coke a cola ad?
 

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Up in the morning with the rising sun
gonna run run run till the running's done
pull-ups, sit ups, 3 mile run
pt pt lot's of fun


C47 rolling down the strip
Marine Corps troops gonna take a little trip
Stand up, buckle up, shuffle to the door
hit the deck and I'm ready for war
grease gun, K-Bar by my side
these are the tools that make men die


kill kill kill
blood makes the grass grow


blood and guts
oh yeah
blood and guts
oh yeah

pt
good for you
good for me
ah ha
ah ha
oorah
oorah

SEMPER FI MOTHERF - - - -RS! :rock:
 
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