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Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past
and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest
of those 'good ole boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll
give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would
welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers, nail salon
techs or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This
will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil.
If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell
their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere".
They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us
"Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or
LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
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