I feel qualified to report that you have nice ass-cheeks, both port and starboard, since I have seen them live. (covered in comfortable cotton jeans!)The tatto was an artistic, albeit unneccesary compliment to them.
You know from all my posts that I have NEVER taken the bait and gotten too risque with replies to your body-parts posts.
Having said that I must now report to members of this board that I have finally succumbed to all this and submit the following in regards to the topics of "police" and "cheeks"