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FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.

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Hello Kitty is a Japanese "brand" All the "big "little girls" love it...

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FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.
:blink: Where did that Hello Kitty crap come from anyway? I remember all the weirdo girls from high school who were on ritalin and stuff used to wear it all the time.
 

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That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...maybe the beer gut dads who find solace in the visions of what their wives wish they could look like would go there if the lights were low enough...boy that would be a really sad place...

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FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.

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FYI, if you are a man over the age of 25 and still going into tittie bars, you are pathetic. By 26 you shouldn't have to pay a cent to see boobies whenever you want. Women are not impressed by your war stories of a funny thing that happened while at the strip club with your buddies. Stop it! It does not make you appear young and wild, it's not cute, and women don't fall for that male bonding crap.

I've talked to guys in their 40's who go to the strip bars when they should be at home romancing their wives.

Also note, strippers do not really consider you a good "friend" if you're a regular, they think you're repulsive, especially your big fat beer gut... most non-stripper women find this repulsive as well.

-OD, aka Dunny
 

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Uhhh ohhh me thinks you are a woman with a backpack.

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That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...maybe the beer gut dads who find solace in the visions of what their wives wish they could look like would go there if the lights were low enough...boy that would be a really sad place...
Uh huh, I hear what you're saying. But hell, beer guts are everywhere and there are morons out there wearing muscle shirts that think they look sexy and us ladies are subjected to the pain of that as well!

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "want my teenage daughter's friends to think I'm hot a la the movie 'American Beauty' dads + other beer gutted slobs" to a place where women would have to pay to see them, like a Full Monty comedy show sort of thing. Maybe the backpack wearing women who find solace in their own confidence to carry around that backpack wouldn't even bother going there because it's such a stupid idea! You're right, it does sound pretty sad...
 

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Honest, and no zing inteneded, but I always thought you were a guy...I tend to think most people here are guys unless they have some obvious handle or sig or something...

live and learn...

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Only when I have class (I do go to school full time). :wink: And I look cute no matter WHAT I carry! :twisted:
 

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If I went by that, Mark would have been a big breasted latina.

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Officer Dunngeon said:
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Honest, and no zing inteneded, but I always thought you were a guy...I tend to think most people here are guys unless they have some obvious handle or sig or something... live and learn...
My signature used to read, "Welcome to the Uterus Club!" But it's not the first time that happened... :lol:
I remember Dunny's last Avatar picture and I NEVER mistook her for anything other than all woman :wink:
 

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So after all that "Down in Boston we are the best cops", "I've been on the job for 18 years" etc and so on....Mark Boston was PRENTEDING he was a cop?

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That big breasted latina was closer to being a Boston cop than he was.......
LMAO!
 

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OHHH NO! You are a female too?

I need gender sensitivity training or something...at some point we should break out a good old A/S/L thread...

kttref said:
This has gone slighty off topic----but to bring it back....

SOT I agree. I hate those backpack things. The only backpack I will ever wear is my school backpack (if/when I go back for my masters)...

But I do have to disagree with STM, I happen to like my cucumber melon lotion! Although right now I have Vanilla Blackberry...also very nice :)

Let's think about this everyone for a moment...The crappy men are at the titty bars and the crappy females are the strippers. Maybe it will stay in the clubs. But the strippers are the ones that are dressing the way you all don't like.

Personally most females drive me crazy, I don't know how you men deal with us. Then again there are plenty of men around that I could live without ever seeing again. I'm happy with what I got, so I'll leave it at that.
 

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i missed all of that...i was doing stuff and wasn't on the board...

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sapd said:
hell for the first 3 months i was here i thought you were a dude.

scott :santa:
jeez! what the hell! i know i come off as aggresive at times, but do i really appear to be that masculine?

wait... on second thought, don't answer that. i don't think i wanna hear the replies. :lol:

i don't know too many men that would use a cute and little fuzzy animal as an avatar. i know some guys that would, but... i'm not mentioning any names. :sh:

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so after all that "down in boston we are the best cops", "i've been on the job for 18 years" etc and so on....mark boston was prenteding he was a cop?
yup! why do you think he suddenly disappeared when i started posting the mass highway stuff? i received some new information that he may be a reserve in a south shore town, but that hasn't been confirmed.
 

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The woman in question was a "dog mom" driving a porche suv at guido's...in oTher words, yuppie scum.

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ok....wanted to reply to This while i was at work, but ended up having to go do someThing else.

first and foremost...i like cucumber melon, it's yummy. alThough my new blackberry vanilla is also very nice.

secondly...Those backpack Things are horrible. but let's break This down, 9 times out of 10 The only people who wear Those retched Things are strippers (or want to be strippers). so The crappy men hang out wiTh The shitty women and it's a better world wiThout Them anywhere near me. god bless american for producing This crap.

ugh. sorry got me on a topic i love to hate - horrible people. :)
 

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Uhhhh right...

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My issue isn't even beer guts or backpacks, the real issue for me is more along the lines of the average joe dictating what women's "roles" in society "should be," how we're "supposed" to look. That seems pretty objective, to me.

We should all be cute, thin, leggy, perfect skin etc. The reality is, we're not. If us women had things our way, guys would all be tall, jacked, with strong rugged facial features, wouldn't fart in bed, wear stupid looking sneakers, etc. Obviously, most men don't look like that or contain their gases. I've come to terms with this and I've accepted this as a fact of life.

So I'm not going to come on here and seriously preach how guys should or shouldn't look. I would never say to a guy, "Hey, you're like, 40. You REALLY shouldn't be wearing clothes from Abercrombie, you are WAY too old!"

If you're turned off by women with backpacks, then go look at a woman without one! Much like television, if you don't like what you're watching, change the channel.
 
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