[Officer Dunngeon]

FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.

EOT

FYI, if you are a man over the age of 25 and still going into tittie bars, you are pathetic. By 26 you shouldn't have to pay a cent to see boobies whenever you want. Women are not impressed by your war stories of a funny thing that happened while at the strip club with your buddies. Stop it! It does not make you appear young and wild, it's not cute, and women don't fall for that male bonding crap.

I've talked to guys in their 40's who go to the strip bars when they should be at home romancing their wives.

Also note, strippers do not really consider you a good "friend" if you're a regular, they think you're repulsive, especially your big fat beer gut... most non-stripper women find this repulsive as well.

-OD, aka Dunny

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...maybe the beer gut dads who find solace in the visions of what their wives wish they could look like would go there if the lights were low enough...boy that would be a really sad place...

Uh huh, I hear what you're saying. But hell, beer guts are everywhere and there are morons out there wearing muscle shirts that think they look sexy and us ladies are subjected to the pain of that as well!

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "want my teenage daughter's friends to think I'm hot a la the movie 'American Beauty' dads + other beer gutted slobs" to a place where women would have to pay to see them, like a Full Monty comedy show sort of thing. Maybe the backpack wearing women who find solace in their own confidence to carry around that backpack wouldn't even bother going there because it's such a stupid idea! You're right, it does sound pretty sad...

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Only when I have class (I do go to school full time). :wink: And I look cute no matter WHAT I carry! :twisted:

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Re: re: Quick FYI for the ladies

Honest, and no zing inteneded, but I always thought you were a guy...I tend to think most people here are guys unless they have some obvious handle or sig or something...

live and learn...

My signature used to read, "Welcome to the Uterus Club!" But it's not the first time that happened... :lol:

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

He tries to dress like he's 20 years younger and it just isn't working.

Oh yes, I know exactly what you mean... first hand. :roll:

WTF is wrong with some men? I don't buy the mid-life crisis thing. I just think they're desperate. :shock:

It's a chance for guys halfway through their lives to act and falsely feel young again while making fools of themselves doing it.

That's why I'm going after 24 year olds now. :lol:

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Re: re: Quick FYI for the ladies

That big breasted latina was closer to being a Boston cop than he was.......

LMAO!

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Re: re: Quick FYI for the ladies

Hell for the first 3 months I was here I thought you were a dude.

Scott :santa:

Jeez! What the hell! I know I come off as aggresive at times, but do I really appear to be that masculine?

Wait... on second thought, don't answer that. I don't think I wanna hear the replies. :lol:

I don't know too many men that would use a cute and little fuzzy animal as an avatar. I know SOME guys that would, but... I'm not mentioning any names. :sh:

So after all that "Down in Boston we are the best cops", "I've been on the job for 18 years" etc and so on....Mark Boston was PRENTEDING he was a cop?

Yup! Why do you think he suddenly disappeared when I started posting the Mass Highway stuff? I received some new information that he may be a reserve in a South Shore town, but that hasn't been confirmed.

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Re: re: Quick FYI for the ladies

Yes!!!!!!!!!
1. Dunngie is ALL female. I can testify in court.
2. My last trip into Copley and Louis Vuitton (Sat 12/04/04) cost me over $900, so you got off cheap there darkknight!
8)

Thank you, mpd61! And a little more emphasis on how feminine and sexy I am would be nice. :lol:

And $400... wow, I didn't think LV had a bargain bin! Then again, I never buy ridiculous fad stuff like that because:

1. I don't give a crap about designer handbags.
2. They're way too expensive, and
3. The following season it will be out of style.

Whatever's on sale at Filene's is fine with me!

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

My issue isn't even beer guts or backpacks, the real issue for me is more along the lines of the average joe dictating what women's "roles" in society "should be," how we're "supposed" to look. That seems pretty objective, to me.

We should all be cute, thin, leggy, perfect skin etc. The reality is, we're not. If us women had things our way, guys would all be tall, jacked, with strong rugged facial features, wouldn't fart in bed, wear stupid looking sneakers, etc. Obviously, most men don't look like that or contain their gases. I've come to terms with this and I've accepted this as a fact of life.

So I'm not going to come on here and seriously preach how guys should or shouldn't look. I would never say to a guy, "Hey, you're like, 40. You REALLY shouldn't be wearing clothes from Abercrombie, you are WAY too old!"

If you're turned off by women with backpacks, then go look at a woman without one! Much like television, if you don't like what you're watching, change the channel.

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

LOL, well, she is single, about 6 inches tall, blond fur, green eyes... :lol:

Thanks, even though she was called the Ugliest Dog of 2005. Some people just can't appreciate true beauty when they see it! :lol:

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Yeah, some people do have really shitty attitudes. But maybe that woman at the range was screwed over there before by the same guy?

When I was shopping for a new car, I went to several dealerships with my now ex-boyfriend. Almost every salesman we encountered would talk to him about the car I was interested in, even though we both specified that the car was for me. I would stand there and watch them go on about their shpiel of the car and all it's great features directly to my boyfriend. Then I would ask some questions and when they answered they spoke to the ex, not me. Needless to say, none of them got my business.

I can't stand car sales people anyway... all of them... men and women included. It's torture dealing with any of them.

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Now to Dunny's point about cars. I hate car shopping...The husband, he loves it. Ugh. Men and cars, I just don't understand.....

I know some people that like it too, they love "playing the game" with the sales people. The whole negotiation thing is a huge turnoff to me. I can fight my way through it, but I still always leave the dealership with a POUNDING headache.

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Ugh, I have done that. Then they pull this crap where they laugh and go, "Who told you that? What dealership? What was the name of the sales person? Oh yeah, that guy will say anything to make a sale!" etc.

It took me about 4 months before I found a deal that I was happy with. Then I found out one of the guys I work with has a brother (in-law? I forget) who works at a dealership in the North Shore that I didn't go to. I was told he couldn't have gone any lower on the price (I got my car at the inventory price), but he could have added in some extras. :roll: Oh well!

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Nice car, dcs! And good luck with your new purchase.

I checked with www.edmunds.com before I bought my car so I new exactly what the deal was. It's a great site to do your homework on before you have to deal with those leeches.

 

[Officer Dunngeon]

Yes I am a female :wink: , I work with Dunny.

You know you have both gender signs under your avatar? :lol: