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FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.

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FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.
:blink: Where did that Hello Kitty crap come from anyway? I remember all the weirdo girls from high school who were on ritalin and stuff used to wear it all the time.

You should also mention those bootylicious short shorts worn by certain girls who should not be wearing them at all.
 

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Hello Kitty is a Japanese "brand" All the "big "little girls" love it...

Channy1984 said:
FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.
:blink: Where did that Hello Kitty crap come from anyway? I remember all the weirdo girls from high school who were on ritalin and stuff used to wear it all the time.
 

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Hello Kitty is a Japanese "brand" All the "big "little girls" love it...
Reminds Me of Fuk-Yu & Fuk-Mi; the Japanese Twins in Austin Powers Goldmember Movie... :naughty: :icon_hum: :inlove:
 

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SOT_II said:
FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.

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FYI, if you are a man over the age of 25 and still going into tittie bars, you are pathetic. By 26 you shouldn't have to pay a cent to see boobies whenever you want. Women are not impressed by your war stories of a funny thing that happened while at the strip club with your buddies. Stop it! It does not make you appear young and wild, it's not cute, and women don't fall for that male bonding crap.

I've talked to guys in their 40's who go to the strip bars when they should be at home romancing their wives.

Also note, strippers do not really consider you a good "friend" if you're a regular, they think you're repulsive, especially your big fat beer gut... most non-stripper women find this repulsive as well.

-OD, aka Dunny
 

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Ladies........Dr. Bombay please, it's not the 80's anymore. Please keep the schoolgirl skirts and viynl going. Sneakers and jeans are for male cops at a cheap bar, women should not wear them !
 

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That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...maybe the beer gut dads who find solace in the visions of what their wives wish they could look like would go there if the lights were low enough...boy that would be a really sad place...

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SOT_II said:
FYI, if you are over the age of 23 or so, are not in college, the military, or doing some hiking, but wear a "backpack" when out in public...stop it...

It does NOT make you look younger, it does not look cute, and in reality it makes you look OLDER. I saw a women in the store today, must have been in her late 40's trying to look chic with the "backpack purse".

Also note if you are an female over the age of 10, the ONLY time a Hello Kitty backpack is appropriate in public is if you are a stripper pole dancing.

EOT
FYI, if you are a man over the age of 25 and still going into tittie bars, you are pathetic. By 26 you shouldn't have to pay a cent to see boobies whenever you want. Women are not impressed by your war stories of a funny thing that happened while at the strip club with your buddies. Stop it! It does not make you appear young and wild, it's not cute, and women don't fall for that male bonding crap.

I've talked to guys in their 40's who go to the strip bars when they should be at home romancing their wives.

Also note, strippers do not really consider you a good "friend" if you're a regular, they think you're repulsive, especially your big fat beer gut... most non-stripper women find this repulsive as well.

-OD, aka Dunny
 

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FYI, if you are a man over the age of 25 and still going into tittie bars, you are pathetic
5 more years to pathetic........woooo hoooo! :p LOL

I have never been to a strip club . I always thought of it as buying a case of blue balls and besides I am to young. :( It much much easier to turn to the black book anyway. :twisted:

most non-stripper women find this repulsive as well.
I can think of two Danvers cheerleaders that would argue with that. :icon_hum:

I find it better to acuteally get a girlfriend and feel loved. :wub: and feel like there is nothing more special than her and get lost in her eyes. :jump: :wub: :wub: Oh gosh......I should be quiet before the I show I have a soft spot. :rose:
 

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SOT_II said:
That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...maybe the beer gut dads who find solace in the visions of what their wives wish they could look like would go there if the lights were low enough...boy that would be a really sad place...
Uh huh, I hear what you're saying. But hell, beer guts are everywhere and there are morons out there wearing muscle shirts that think they look sexy and us ladies are subjected to the pain of that as well!

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "want my teenage daughter's friends to think I'm hot a la the movie 'American Beauty' dads + other beer gutted slobs" to a place where women would have to pay to see them, like a Full Monty comedy show sort of thing. Maybe the backpack wearing women who find solace in their own confidence to carry around that backpack wouldn't even bother going there because it's such a stupid idea! You're right, it does sound pretty sad...
 

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Uhhh ohhh me thinks you are a woman with a backpack.

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SOT_II said:
That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...maybe the beer gut dads who find solace in the visions of what their wives wish they could look like would go there if the lights were low enough...boy that would be a really sad place...
Uh huh, I hear what you're saying. But hell, beer guts are everywhere and there are morons out there wearing muscle shirts that think they look sexy and us ladies are subjected to the pain of that as well!

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "want my teenage daughter's friends to think I'm hot a la the movie 'American Beauty' dads + other beer gutted slobs" to a place where women would have to pay to see them, like a Full Monty comedy show sort of thing. Maybe the backpack wearing women who find solace in their own confidence to carry around that backpack wouldn't even bother going there because it's such a stupid idea! You're right, it does sound pretty sad...
 

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SOT_II said:
That's prolly true also...but hell at least a strip club is a confined place.

Too bad we couldn't confine all the "wanna be a MILF so I dress like my teen daughter moms", where people would have to pay to see them...
Thats it SOT, talks some shit brother!! :L: :L: :L: :L: :L: :L: :L:
 

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Honest, and no zing inteneded, but I always thought you were a guy...I tend to think most people here are guys unless they have some obvious handle or sig or something...

live and learn...

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Only when I have class (I do go to school full time). :wink: And I look cute no matter WHAT I carry! :twisted:
 

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Honest, and no zing inteneded, but I always thought you were a guy...I tend to think most people here are guys unless they have some obvious handle or sig or something...

live and learn...
My signature used to read, "Welcome to the Uterus Club!" But it's not the first time that happened... :lol:
 

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I knew Dungie was female...I had to buy one of those backpck purses a couple years ago for a now ex-girlfriend for Christmas cost me $400 at Louis Vuitton :shock:
 

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Too bad we couldn't confine all the "want my teenage daughter's friends to think I'm hot a la the movie 'American Beauty' dads + other beer gutted slobs" to a place where women would have to pay to see them, like a Full Monty comedy show sort of thing. Maybe the backpack wearing women who find solace in their own confidence to carry around that backpack wouldn't even bother going there because it's such a stupid idea! You're right, it does sound pretty sad...
Officer D.,

What's really disgusting is my ex-husband IS just like that. About a year after I left him, he started seeing a girl that was 18. They're both pigs so they're made for each other. :lol: He tries to dress like he's 20 years younger and it just isn't working. WTF is wrong with some men? I don't buy the mid-life crisis thing. I just think they're desperate. :shock: :p
 
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