Da hell, no one's taking this? C'mon, seriously? Fine....He "ripped off" his penis??? Is that possible? No knife or sharp object involved?
OY GEVALT!I had a call last week for a 350lb guy with recent hip surgery for "uncontrolled bleeding from the surgical site". Got there, and there was a LOT of blood. Splattered on the floor and wall, spray, pools, and multiple sheets and towels completely saturated. Probably about a liter and a half of blood. Examined the wound...nothing, completely fine. Asked the guy what happened, said he sat down to take the first shit in a week and his dick started burning. Looked down and it was gushing blood.
What did he tell him, "No, don't! He's got too much to live for! Think of his family."?A buddy of mine from Cambridge PD years ago won an award for saving a guy who was holding his penis hostage(so to speak) with a knife. He was able to talk the guy down and drop the knife.