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YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ)- An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.
Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.
The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/
 
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He "ripped off" his penis??? Is that possible? No knife or sharp object involved? :eek:

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The best thing for the responding officers to do would have been: "HOLY SHIT! DID YOU RIP OFF YOUR OWN PENIS? HOLY SHIT! Ok, ok, let's think about this. You really did that huh? Wow. Holy shit. Oh, I bet I should call an ambulance. Are you taking any drugs right now? Holy shit, that is a HELL of a lot of blood. Ok, what drugs are you taking? Oh, come on now, it's not like it's going to really make a big difference. Just tell me. Holy shit, that is a LOT of freakin' blood. Look, I want to call the ambulance for you, but...what? No, really, I have to know to let the ambulance people know. Holy shit, how long have you been lying here bleeding? Please, just tell me what drugs you're on. Here, by the way is a wad of paper towels (can you believe this shit? Holy shit!) that my partner ran to the bathroom to get you. Well, no we didn't bring in the FIRST AID KIT! It's not like we EXPECTED a guy with a torn off penis! Really, What the... Hold these on your groin until the ambulance arrives. Did you call an ambulance? Well, shit, I have the radio on, but I'm talking to this guy. You didn't? Holy shit, one of us should have. Ok I'll call them. Car 2 to Dispatch. Could you send an ambulance to.........no, make that the M.E. Yeah, he bled out. Holy shit."
 

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I had a call last week for a 350lb guy with recent hip surgery for "uncontrolled bleeding from the surgical site". Got there, and there was a LOT of blood. Splattered on the floor and wall, spray, pools, and multiple sheets and towels completely saturated. Probably about a liter and a half of blood. Examined the wound...nothing, completely fine. Asked the guy what happened, said he sat down to take the first shit in a week and his dick started burning. Looked down and it was gushing blood. :confused:
 

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I had a call last week for a 350lb guy with recent hip surgery for "uncontrolled bleeding from the surgical site". Got there, and there was a LOT of blood. Splattered on the floor and wall, spray, pools, and multiple sheets and towels completely saturated. Probably about a liter and a half of blood. Examined the wound...nothing, completely fine. Asked the guy what happened, said he sat down to take the first shit in a week and his dick started burning. Looked down and it was gushing blood. :confused:
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A buddy of mine from Cambridge PD years ago won an award for saving a guy who was holding his penis hostage(so to speak) with a knife. He was able to talk the guy down and drop the knife.
 

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Maybe he just wanted another mushroom, have any of you haters considered THAT?
 

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A buddy of mine from Cambridge PD years ago won an award for saving a guy who was holding his penis hostage(so to speak) with a knife. He was able to talk the guy down and drop the knife.
What did he tell him, "No, don't! He's got too much to live for! Think of his family."?
 
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