Ok so I have been appointed a constable...now what? | MassCops

Ok so I have been appointed a constable...now what?

Discussion in 'Ask A Cop' started by SOT, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. SOT

    SOT Thread Killa

    The selectmen had an emergency meeting to appoint me and another fellow as constables, now we are.

    I got my uniform and weapon budget/allowance and have $705 left that I am supposed to use for equipment like lights.

    What's the best kind of lights for my car, are wigwags important? I have two cars, and was thinking about something portable...any ideas?
     
  2. justanotherparatrooper

    justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :) Staff Member

    Immmediately and forthwith join CMPSA :)
     
  3. Harley387

    Harley387 MassCops Member

    Oh boy...here we go. LOL!
     
  4. KozmoKramer

    KozmoKramer Administrator Staff Member

    Don't forget one of those cool doo-hickies that change the light from red to green so you can traverse the intersection unfettered.
     
  5. ROME72

    ROME72 New Member

    How about buying a book that states that you are not a cop and that your are a civil process server. Also please don't pull over any cars....thank you
     
  6. jettsixx

    jettsixx Had enough

    Exactly what is a constable supposed to do? We have one of our guys that is also a constable but I never see him do anything special. Just wondering.
     
  7. Upandcoming

    Upandcoming New Member

    What are the dutys of a constable?
     
  8. Irish Wampanoag

    Irish Wampanoag Subscribing Member

    Keep order at town meetings
     
  9. justanotherparatrooper

    justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :) Staff Member

    bring real cops their coffee:rolleyes:
     
  10. 94c

    94c Subscribing Member

    Wait til SOT finds out that Hutch broke into his account.
     
  11. SOT

    SOT Thread Killa

    In my town the constables (well besides the MSP) are the ones that do the detail work. We also process paperwork, handle traffic at accidents etc, and keep order at Town meetings.

    Most of the work is detail work and traffic control...so I need REALLY good lights.
     
  12. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

  13. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

    SOT<

    1. Congratulations upon your appointment
    2. PM j809 as he is an MHQ whore. He is also a detail whore. Don't think he'll steer you wrong buddy! Tell him I sent you, and downplay the constable thing. tell him you TRIED not to accept it, but the selectmen threatened to banish you.
    :rolleyes:
     
  14. SOT

    SOT Thread Killa

    Lat time I didn't go to a meeting I got appointed the assistant emergency management director....just goes to show.

    I'm hoping for some hot fuzz action!

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  15. Barbrady

    Barbrady MassCops Member

    Go old skool....
     
  16. Delta784

    Delta784 Guest

    You need the MSP-approved patch in the middle;

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  17. SOT

    SOT Thread Killa

    Sweet! One of the other constables in town gets used crown vics, he said he would get me a good one at auction next time he goes.
     
  18. justanotherparatrooper

    justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :) Staff Member

    HOw about one of those lil helmets with a strobe on top? That way no one will miss you when your pushin your scooter down the sidewalk .
    Is that you on the right? DAmn, hit the gym
     
  19. US706

    US706 New Member

    Best movie ever....ahahhahahah
     
  20. SargeLorenzo

    SargeLorenzo MassCops Member


    Like this one?

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  21. tkmn204

    tkmn204 MassCops Member

    what town are you from??
     
  22. Inspector

    Inspector Subscribing Member

    Sot..You're gonna learn that once you don that uniform you are going to attract all kinds of groupies....BEWARE

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  23. US706

    US706 New Member

    LMAO @ Inspector's comment

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    SOT if you needed some uniform ideas I think this would look great. (J/K)
     
  24. KozmoKramer

    KozmoKramer Administrator Staff Member

    706 - are you sure that isn't a groupie?[​IMG]
     
  25. US706

    US706 New Member

    LOL it can be what ever SOT wants it to be that's the fun part of playing dress up....

    I love that picture though .....BABY HAS GOT BACK!
     

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