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Man mistakenly cuts off genitalia, dog eats it
October 5, 2004

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

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It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
 

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You know your having a bad day when...
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Why did he not have any pants on when he had the chicken??!
 

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I guess that incident gives new meaning to the phrase "choking the chicken"! :D
 

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That goes to show you that when you get older you lose feeling down there... how can he mistaken that for the Chickens neck and not feel it? :shock:

"Good boy rover!... Oh shit! thats my... owww!!! "
 

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Needless to say he won't have a second chance to make the same mistake as the dog consumed the evidence! :lol:
 

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Ouch!! All that over a noisy chicken... Bet wishes he just ignored the stupid thing now.
 

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I hope this guy was blind, had a major brain injury resulting in the loss of all feeling in his lower extrematy(s) or was really really really :alcoholi: DRUNK!
 

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You don't suppose this may have involved the use of adult beverages, do you? A little rakia, a little pivo, PRN. See why dating nurses is an education in itself?
 

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So he was chasing a cock and chopped of his.... :? Boy I guess when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.
 

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Was his name Boris Cutchacockov? Maybe he grabbed the wrong chicken neck & swung that axe too quickly! Where's Lorena Bobbitt when U need her?
 
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