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Man mistakenly cuts off genitalia, dog eats it
October 5, 2004

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

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It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
 

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That goes to show you that when you get older you lose feeling down there... how can he mistaken that for the Chickens neck and not feel it? :shock:

"Good boy rover!... Oh shit! thats my... owww!!! "
 

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Ouch!! All that over a noisy chicken... Bet wishes he just ignored the stupid thing now.
 

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Was his name Boris Cutchacockov? Maybe he grabbed the wrong chicken neck & swung that axe too quickly! Where's Lorena Bobbitt when U need her?
 
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