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Discussion in 'Welcome New Members' started by marine3109, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. marine3109

    marine3109 New Member


    I am a new member. I am attending the Plymouth County Police Training Academy, at this time. Thank you.
  2. Sam1974

    Sam1974 MassCops Member

  3. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

    Welcome to the world of MC.
  4. Mass

    Mass MassCops Member

  5. Nuke_TRT

    Nuke_TRT Stirrer of the Pot

  6. niteowl1970

    niteowl1970 Moderator Staff Member

    This place is just like like Shawshank Prison. Just keep a low profile and don't attract the attention of the Sisters.

    Also be careful not to get involved with any Canadians....
  7. 47turksinajar

    47turksinajar MassCops Member

    I'm thinking someones trying to stir the pot for the academy.
  8. Mozzarella

    Mozzarella MassCops Member

    Its been pointed out that I absoluty suck at welcomes, so I usually avoid them. It appears when I give someone a nice warm welcome, they get banned a few weeks later for being a shithead. My advise, soak up the info like a sponge and when you feel like saying something that you think is important, don't.
  9. Deuce

    Deuce screw you...

    CH69 ss70 (that's a 69 w/ a finger up her ass), reads: No Marine, whether active duty or not, is allowed to type, write or print anything, except in crayon, on any media, due to the fact they're, well, Marines, and incapable of rashional and coherent thought and translating said thought into grammatically correct text...

    Seriously, it's in the MGLs, look it up...
  10. 5-0

    5-0 Guest

    Nite was right. It is like prison. You'll fit right into the marine gang. I'm a member of the campus popo gang... aka the Jesters. We also have the Tin whackers, BadgeBunnies, and Screws. We fight occasionally but all get along at chow aka m&g.
  11. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    You forgot to mention that all new members who attend M&G's must get naked and sing the MassCops FIGHT SONG-"On To Victory Oh Grand MassCops, GIL GIL GIL!"

    It's tradition, and a damn fine one at that. If you look up MassCops Fight song on GOOGLE-UK, you should find it. LEARN THE WORDS or don't attend.

    Wait, is that a secret? Did I just blow it? Someone tell me it isn't.
  12. Tuna

    Tuna Always entertained

    Just don't tell him about the secret hand shake till he ranks Captain.
  13. Delta784

    Delta784 Guest

    Or the ceremonial fez and secret decoder ring that will arrive in he mail if he makes green status.

    EMTFORHIRE MassCops Member

    Welcome and good luck.
  15. jettsixx

    jettsixx Had enough

    Two weeks ago and only one post? We couldnt have scared a Marine off that easily. Well if your still here, welcome.
  16. SinePari

    SinePari Needs more complaints


    Take finger out of ass, insert into own mouth. Do it, do it now.
  17. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    welcome to masscops.

    it's a nice part of the world.

    although the natives do get restless once in awhile.

    try not to make any sudden movements and avoid mentioning things like sheriff's, whackers, chapter 90 and the like.

    if you don't you'll hear the war drums start beating :skull:
  18. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.



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