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Movie Quotes Game

Discussion in 'Entertainment & Literature' started by BRION24, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Rock

    Rock Undefined

    Dark Knight

    "My objectives? Well, I object to taking a woman out, buying her dinner and then she won't put out for me!" SMACK! "Why are you hitting me?!?! He's going to cut off my fingers!"
  2. BRION24

    BRION24 Supporting Member

    Spies Like Us

    "Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?"
  3. LGriffin

    LGriffin Always Watching

    The Right Stuff

    "Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio."
  4. ShmitDiesel

    ShmitDiesel Radio


    "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
  5. Barbrady

    Barbrady MassCops Member


    "You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a
    giant shit on you."
  6. LGriffin

    LGriffin Always Watching

    Good Morning, Vietnam

    "Stand me up today and tomorrow I'll drive you to school in my robe and pajamas and WALK you to your first class."

  7. Kentucky Gold

    Kentucky Gold MassCops Member

    Uncle Buck

    " The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided your mom was really hot, and maybe we should both just bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime"
  8. gm7988

    gm7988 MassCops Member

    AY YA DON'T SAY THAT...step brothers

    "I always believed it was the things you don't choose that makes you who you are. Your city, your neighborhood, your family. People here take pride in those things, like it's something they'd accomplished."
  9. RodneyFarva

    RodneyFarva Get off my lawn!

    Gone Baby Gone.

    "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."

    "I have two guns, one for each of ya"
  10. Falcon57

    Falcon57 Vires et Honestas


    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
  11. BRION24

    BRION24 Supporting Member

    Dr. Strangelove

    Well, it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare.
  12. RodneyFarva

    RodneyFarva Get off my lawn!

    Saving Private Ryan... One of the best movies of all time.

    "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
  13. Falcon57

    Falcon57 Vires et Honestas

    Gran Tornino

    "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
  14. BRION24

    BRION24 Supporting Member

    Big Trouble in Little China

    "Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it."
  15. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    Road Trip... Andy Dick as the hotel clerk. Awesome part hahaha...

    "Yeah, are you listening to me? Touch me with that hand again and you're not getting it back."

    "What are you standing around for? Kiss him!"

    "What'd he say?"

    "He's in shock, I think he meant kill him."
  16. ShmitDiesel

    ShmitDiesel Radio

    Ace Ventura

    Character 1: Could we maybe get Charlie back out here for a huddle?

    Character 2: Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy piss on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity.
  17. gm7988

    gm7988 MassCops Member

    Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

    "Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank"
  18. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member


    *substitute "taxpayers" for "poor' & it could be the Mass legislature
  19. HuskyH-2

    HuskyH-2 G-Rap made me do it!

    History of the World, love mel brooks

    Just watched this flick the other night..

    Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
    Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
    Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
    Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies.
    Dr. Lars: What movies?
    Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.
  20. BRION24

    BRION24 Supporting Member

    Funny People

    "This ain't training. In training they just give you an F. Out here you get killed."
  21. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member


    "You speak Swahili?"

    "You don't?"
  22. EJS12213

    EJS12213 MassCops Member


    KID: ...I though I was going to die.
    COP: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.
  23. USAF286

    USAF286 MassCops Member

    Scent of a Woman

    "We're on a mission from God."
  24. HuskyH-2

    HuskyH-2 G-Rap made me do it!

    I have no idea what this one is, but it's definitly stars Al Pacino...HOOO-AH
  25. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    "Scent of a Woman"

    Radio Announcer: John has a long mustache.
  26. RodneyFarva

    RodneyFarva Get off my lawn!

    Red Dawn...avenge me boys, avenge me!

    "Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?"
  27. HuskyH-2

    HuskyH-2 G-Rap made me do it!


    Girl: you ever hear of a rolling brown out?
    Guy: N0? Lets try it....Wait Brown? NO! NO! NO! Nothing brown, Nothing Brown!!!
  28. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    Sex Drive

    "I own 20 Cuckaroos."
    "21, sir."
    "I own 21 Cuckaroos. Reggie gonna be fine. Everyone loves friend chicken."

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