Discussion in 'Entertainment & Literature' started by BRION24, Feb 21, 2011.
"I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole"
Beavis & Butthead
"We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat".
"Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
Planet of the Apes - 1968
Crusifixion? Good... Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each
Life of Brian
Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.
Zach and Miri make a porno
"Problem is your place is 5 miles off his regular route. By the time he gets all the way out to here he's pretty well liquored up and pissed off."
You mean you didnt order the metallic pea family truckster? It beats the hell out of the sports wagon in my opinion but I want to make you happy.
Family Vacations....best move ever!
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
Beverly Hills Cop! (great movie)
You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life.
Kentucky Fried Movie
"The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."
Good Will Hunting.
"You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't".
"Stand by for justice!"
You know, you folks should do like I do, LOOK UP THE QUOTE! Some may call it cheating, but I call it RESEARCH! That quote I posted was from "American Graffiti" and was said by Curt (Richard Dreyfus) as he sped by the police car (Holstein) after chaining the rear axle to the light pole.
This one is from a cop movie I just now saw for the first time. I think I saw parts of it before, but this was the first time I saw it in it's totality.
"It's not what you expect. It's never going to be. It couldn't be." In this statement one of the three main characters is speaking of 'the job' (and no, not the BRILLIANT Dennis Leary series of the same name). A lot of clues here....
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards witha guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
OH, SO CLOSE! It was from "Brooklyn's Finest" 2010. A burnt out, about to retire Richard Gere talking to an idealistic rookie. I love this quote and it applies to so many on this board in so many ways.
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Lieutenant Monaghan: Can't you say "Yes, sir" without makin' it sound like an insult?
Detective James McLeod: Yes, sir.
Lieutenant Monaghan: You're gettin' too superior, McLeod, a one-man army against crime. What's eatin' you?
Detective James McLeod: I hate criminals. I don't believe in coddling them.
Because this is an OLDIE, I'm even leaving in the names.
Oh, "TEEN WOLF" btw.
My last one has a lot of people stumped, don't it? Like I said, OLDIE, as in, I believe 1950. McLeod was played by an actor whose initials are KD.
"Gator's bitches better be using Jimmies!"
"Gator's bitches better be using Jimmies!"[/QUOTE]
The Other guys.
"You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of his mouth"
talladega nights Ricky Bobby
"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle"
Blues Brothers 2000.
"Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention".
"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."
"I'm not great at farewells so uh..that'll do pig."
"That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie"
"I want.....my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call."
Separate names with a comma.