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MICHIGAN BROODMARE Gives Birth To 14th Different Child From 14th Different Father!

Discussion in 'Idiot News Articles' started by kwflatbed, Jul 20, 2016.

  1. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

    A 36-year old woman from Michigan has made a crashing entrance into the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday at the Harper University Hospital, by giving birth to her 14th child, all born from different fathers. According to the internationally recognized authority on the cataloging and verification of world records, Anita Sullivan has just become the first woman in recorded history to conceive children with more than thirteen different men.

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    “I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record,” Ms. Sullivan told reporters.“My mother always told me that I was lazy and worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can even be the best in the world when I put my mind to something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no one had done before!”

    Anita Sullivan says she’s been unlucky with relationships in the past, but she believes that this time she may have found the man of her life.

    “I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful when it comes to picking the fathers of my children,” says the young woman. “This time, however, I think I’ve learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been together for almost a year and a half, and I really believe it could work between us.”

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  2. patrol22

    patrol22 MassCops Member

  3. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    “I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record,” Ms. Sullivan told reporters.“My mother always told me that I was lazy and worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can even be the best in the world when I put my mind to something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no one had done before!”

    I agree and this paragraph seals the deal for me. However, it's all over the internet. The one striking thing is, the Official Guinness page has no mention of this. I know they have to confirm things, but still.....
     
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  4. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    But it's on the internet. If it's on the internet it has to be true. That's a law.
     
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  5. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

    True or not there are IDIOTS out there just like this.
     
  6. FTH

    FTH MassCops Member

    There are plenty of idiots out there for sure :)
     
  7. Crazy Otto

    Crazy Otto Working for the clampdown

    Just remember, those idiots keep us in business.
     
  8. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

    20-Year-Old Black Woman With 5 Babies Blames YOU, Wants YOU To Pay Her BILLS

    Danesha Couch from Kansas City is the newest member to my loser club! She spread her legs to have some premarital fun, but doesn’t want the adult responsibility! Either he (probably they) or she didn’t use protection or it miraculously failed.

    I’m calling her out for being knocked up since her teen years, because mathematically she’s dumped out unwanted kids since she was at least 17. She’s a model citizen and a class act. She will be a welfare queen sucking up your hard earned tax dollars. She will live in a tax payer funded home her entire life and leech the system.

    And now, she wants YOU to pay for HER KIDS? No thanks. Stop having unprotected sex and making babies when you’re still a baby yourself. Stop being a loser and start being educated.


    If she paid more attention to math than to intercourse, then she’d know squirting out five kids before you’re 21 will tally up the expenses, and I’d rather see her be homeless than pay for her irresponsibility.

    Let’s not forget that Planned Parenthood offers FREE birth control to families, or underage deviants, in hopes to prevent future abortions. You know, so they can stop selling baby body parts, but that’s none of my business.

    Apparently Huffington Post thinks this woman is a super mom. I think she’s a super degenerate and a leech to America and Huffington Post is just another leftist melting pot of crybaby liberals.


    DOWNTREND– So far Couch has cyber-panhandled over $2,000. As you can imagine, the comments section of the GoFundMe page has some less-than-kind assessments of Couch:

    “pathetic. having kids you cant afford and then asking others to pay for it. Absolutely the most ghetto thing to do,” wrote one commenter.

    “Why are you continuing to have children that you can’t support ON YOUR OWN. Pathetic excuse for a mother. Stop begging people to take care of the kids YOU created. What are the odds that these kids will end up another black statistic in gangs and violence bc you are bringing hem into an unstable impoverished life? You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. I hope that these kids get taken away from you and put with a family that can actually take care of them,” wrote a responsible mother.

    I love the comments on her GoFundMe page, which you can see as well. They’re hilarious because they’re true.

    Don’t get knocked up if you’re not planning to. I know accidents happen, but this slob should’ve learned from her first unplanned teenage pregnancy not to screw up again.

    Now her poor broke kids have to grow up knowing they were accidents and their mother is a rotten scoundrel.

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  9. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    OK, OK, so I KNOCKED HER UP and she gave birth to TWINS! Then I left town on the next Amtrak train and never looked back. So, now she's looking for MONEY? Well, I paid my taxes, let her ask OBAMA to pay for my kids, I'm busy. I WORK for a living. Well, I collect a paycheck. ;)
     

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