[visible25]

saw this guy driving home today on the Mass Pike, got off at the Natick exit heading Wb.

 

[Guest]

I hate whackers!

 

[LGriffin]

So, has anyone dialed 244-1212?

 

[Pvt. Cowboy]

When I worked in Natick, I'd see them at the Dunks on rt 30 off the pike. Shook my head in disgust as I looked their way when I grabbed my ice coffee.

 

[visible25]

coming up from behind he looks like BPD, but once I got closer I realized it was just another shitbum

 

[mpd61]

Whackerus Maximus!

 

[Guest]

Here is the whacker's website: http://maximumsec.com/.

The Chief Executive Whacker is a guy named Mark Epstein of 18 Travis Drive, Chestnut Hill, MA 02167, according to the Secretary of the Commonwealth's website. I've uploaded a screen shot of the search results, and I'll also upload corporate documents in a sec. . . .

I just added the documents that are available for download on the Secretary of the Commonwealth's "Corporations" page:

1. the 8-page Articles of Organization document. Interesting reading, especially the section that describes "the purposes of the corporation"; and

2. the 2005 Annual Report.

According to the Annual Report Whacker Epstein has moved from 18 Travis Drive to 19 Rolling Lane in the time period between 1997, when he incorporated his whacker business, until 2005, when the Annual Report was filed.

I'd love to know who the hell hires this guy, and whether he is licensed to do what he does or carries any weapons. . . .

The website says he's provided "armed and unarmed" security for more than 21 years. I guess we could look up whether he has a Private Investigator License in The Commonwealth, huh?

Meanwhile, the dude also has a Twitter account, in case anyone on Twitter is interested in communicating with this genius: https://twitter.com/maximumsec .

He's got a Facebook page, too: http://www.facebook.com/MaximumSec .

IT GETS BETTER: he has a blog, too: http://www.maximumsec.com/blog/ .

Oh, and finally, it appears as if this whacker is hiring other whackers who are in need of a job as a whacker: http://www.maximumsec.com/About-Us.html.

 

[EJS12213]

Looks like the old MBTA Police look.

 

[Goose]

Yup...I saw their car(s) around eastern MA every once in a while and thought that it looked an awful lot like the old MBTA PD markings.

 

[visible25]

it just keeps getting better and better.. smh

from the website:

"Career Opportunities/Application

Maximum Security is a dynamic and growing security patrol and guard company. We are seeking energetic, dedicated people to be part of our growing team.
Maximum Security offers competitive compensation packages, including benefits.
Various locations in and around MetroWest & South, Acton and Cape Cod
Hourly Base + Overtime + Health Insurance (eligible for F/T after 3 months)

MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS:

• High School Diploma or GED
• You must be a U.S. Citizen with a clean criminal record (CORI background check required)
• Current MA Drivers License and good driving record
• Must have your own reliable transportation to go to and from work site.
• Must have good verbal and written English communication skills.
• Previous experience preferred, but not required.

Training and Uniform will be provided.
If you are interested in joining our team, download, complete and return the Maximum Security employment application. You can also send us your résumé in addition to the application. "

I think I found my summer job -I'm sure it'll be a great way to make LE connections and put my foot in the door!!

 

[Guest]

it just keeps getting better and better.. smh

from the website:

"Career Opportunities/Application

Maximum Security is a dynamic and growing security patrol and guard company. We are seeking energetic, dedicated people to be part of our growing team.
Maximum Security offers competitive compensation packages, including benefits.
Various locations in and around MetroWest & South, Acton and Cape Cod
Hourly Base + Overtime + Health Insurance (eligible for F/T after 3 months)

MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS:

• High School Diploma or GED
• You must be a U.S. Citizen with a clean criminal record (CORI background check required)
• Current MA Drivers License and good driving record
• Must have your own reliable transportation to go to and from work site.
• Must have good verbal and written English communication skills.
• Previous experience preferred, but not required.

Training and Uniform will be provided.

If you are interested in joining our team, download, complete and return the Maximum Security employment application. You can also send us your résumé in addition to the application. "

I think I found my summer job -I'm sure it'll be a great way to make LE connections and put my foot in the door!!

EXACTLY! That's the reason I put the smiley face in my post. I'm hoping that perhaps some of the Mass Cops need a moonlighting gig?

 

[visible25]

EXACTLY! That's the reason I put the smiley face in my post. I'm hoping that perhaps some of the Mass Cops need a moonlighting gig?

ah gotcha! My only 'speed bump' will be this requirement; "Must have good verbal and written English communication skills." -My english ain't too good, but best of luck to the rest of you

 

[7costanza]

I'm starting my own company called "Minimal Security, you get what you pay for " .

 

[kwflatbed]

This has been hashed out before on MC.

 

[Nightstalker]

What do they pay? Civil service? Retirement group? SSPO accepted? Take home cruiser? Oh I'm getting excited!

 

[Guest]

Do we get guns, and chapter 90!?!?!? My friends sisters pet goldfish told me we do

 

[Guest]

In fairness, the guy driving the car isn't a whacker, he's just driving what he was assigned to drive, and at least he's being a productive member of society by working.

If anyone is a whacker, it's the owner of the company.

 

[samadam78]

hats?

 

[zm88]

If i remember correctly Mark doesn't own the company, and they moved from Cheatnut hill out to either sherborn or sharon, can't remember which one.

Oh and that CORI requirement isn't really a requirement for.them

 

[Guest]

hats?

Fedoras