Here is the whacker's website:
http://maximumsec.com/.
The Chief Executive Whacker is a guy named Mark Epstein of 18 Travis Drive, Chestnut Hill, MA 02167, according to the Secretary of the Commonwealth's website. I've uploaded a screen shot of the search results, and I'll also upload corporate documents in a sec. . . .
I just added the documents that are available for download on the Secretary of the Commonwealth's "Corporations" page:
1. the 8-page Articles of Organization document. Interesting reading, especially the section that describes "the purposes of the corporation"; and
2. the 2005 Annual Report.
According to the Annual Report Whacker Epstein has moved from 18 Travis Drive to 19 Rolling Lane in the time period between 1997, when he incorporated his whacker business, until 2005, when the Annual Report was filed.
I'd love to know who the hell hires this guy, and whether he is licensed to do what he does or carries any weapons. . . .
The website says he's provided "armed and unarmed" security for more than 21 years. I guess we could look up whether he has a Private Investigator License in The Commonwealth, huh?
Meanwhile, the dude also has a Twitter account, in case anyone on Twitter is interested in communicating with this genius:
https://twitter.com/maximumsec .
He's got a Facebook page, too:
http://www.facebook.com/MaximumSec .
IT GETS BETTER: he has a blog, too:
http://www.maximumsec.com/blog/ .
Oh, and
finally, it appears as if this whacker is hiring other whackers who are in need of a job as a whacker:
http://www.maximumsec.com/About-Us.html.
