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Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 4:02 pm EDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 4:15 pm EDT August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
 

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badogg88";p="70602 said:
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
Translation from CopSpeak:

"That is the funniest f*cking thing I have ever seen. I will be talking about this for the rest of my natural life," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
 

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The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He must have been real hammered, a hacksaw??? That could only do more damage I would imagine. I like the translation bbelichick... very funny. I would have loved to hear that call dispatched, who could send units there without laughing.
 
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2 weeks ? Why the hell would you wait 2 weeks to get it removed? Didn't it hurt when he walked or sat down? What a dumb***!!!!!
 
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