[kwflatbed]

Police say a West Springfield man faces multiple charges including assault and battery and animal cruelty for allegedly beating his girlfriend with a python.

Read more: http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/cent...an/-/11983998/17238994/-/bvy4jmz/-/index.html

 

[263FPD]

Police say a West Springfield man faces multiple charges including assault and battery and animal cruelty for allegedly beating his girlfriend with a python

I can't even tell you the visual that is going through my mind. It's like a 1970's Ron Jeremy movie.

 

[7costanza]

since when is it illegal to beat your woman with your "python"....

 

[263FPD]

since when is it illegal to beat your woman with your "python"....

I'm not sure. But then again, I don't have a python. I have a garden snake. Hey, it works... that's all I care about.

 

[Guest]

You guys, I'm teling ya . . . . !!

 

[Johnny Law]

This is the Python that came to mind when I read the headline

 

[Guest]

I've been attacked with a python multiple times... hence 4 children.

Sent from my wicked smaht DROID RAZR

 

[263FPD]

I've been attacked with a python multiple times... hence 4 children.

Sent from my wicked smaht DROID RAZR

You need a snake charmer... Or else, a CONDOM LMFAO

 

[sdb29]

There's more than one way to charm a snake.

Just say'n.

 

[Guest]

You need a snake charmer... Or else, a CONDOM LMFAO

Snake charmer = urologist. Snip snip!

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[Guest]

Snake charmer = urologist. Snip snip!

Sent from my wicked smaht DROID RAZR

I was thinking more along the lines of "Lorena Bobbit."

 

[263FPD]

Snake charmer = urologist. Snip snip!

Sent from my wicked smaht DROID RAZR

Uhhh Yup.... Mine has been charmed after 3

 

[263FPD]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Lorena Bobbit."

Nope.... She actually likes her husband... Even my Ex wouldnt have sent me to a Bobbit...

 

[Johnny Law]

Snake charmer = urologist. Snip snip!

Sent from my wicked smaht DROID RAZR

Besides my kids, that's one of the best moves I ever made.