[kwflatbed]

Police in Maine say a man called them to complain a prostitute hadn't given him his money's worth - so they arrested him.

Read more: http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/bost...es/-/11984708/17671636/-/vvkwbyz/-/index.html

 

[Mr Scribbles]

She had to get to Zumba class...

 

[Guest]

Must be another one of those personal trainers. I knew Zumba girl wasn't alone!!

 

[grn3charlie]

She had to get to Zumba class...

Fucker be me to it. On a side note, he claims she shorted him 10 minutes. Oh really? He must not have been able to keep it going and blames her. 2 pump chump

 

[Marks72]

I could see letting her slide for a minute or two, but hey, 10 minutes is 10 minutes. Apparantly a lot could happen in that 10 minutes.... well, for him anyway.

 

[grn3charlie]

I could see letting her slide for a minute or two, but hey, 10 minutes is 10 minutes. Apparantly a lot could happen in that 10 minutes.... well, for him anyway.

Like catching his breath? Convincing himself that it's a common problem?

 

[grn3charlie]

I had a Brazillian genius call 911 because the prostitute was charging more than she quoted, and he wasn't satisfied with her "services".

Better yet - I had to put the call through the language line - the poor interpreter thought he was being punk'd !

HAHA GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kilvinsky]

A guy claimed he was threatened at knifepoint when he wouldn't pay for oral sex. The other guy defended his actions but claimed no knife was involved. I said, Ok, best way to sort this out is to lock you both up. YOU for soliciting a prostitute and YOU for assault with a deadly weapon. Then you'll both get what you want out of this. How's that sound?

They sheepishly left.

That was the abridged version. It was longer and more dramatic (and funny in some respects) but I often type too much and kept it short. Oh...shit, look at all these words!

 

[7costanza]

That's ghay...