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I had a Brazillian genius call 911 because the prostitute was charging more than she quoted, and he wasn't satisfied with her "services".

Better yet - I had to put the call through the language line - the poor interpreter thought he was being punk'd !
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I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.
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A guy claimed he was threatened at knifepoint when he wouldn't pay for oral sex. The other guy defended his actions but claimed no knife was involved. I said, Ok, best way to sort this out is to lock you both up. YOU for soliciting a prostitute and YOU for assault with a deadly weapon. Then you'll both get what you want out of this. How's that sound?

They sheepishly left.

That was the abridged version. It was longer and more dramatic (and funny in some respects) but I often type too much and kept it short. Oh...shit, look at all these words! :eek:
 
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