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Man arrested for picking fight with parrot

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  1. Cinderella

    Cinderella Alien Member

    Man arrested for picking fight with parrot

    A man in Michigan has been arrested after getting into a fight with a
    parrot which he carried around in his rucksack.
    The man - who wasn't named, but was reported to be a 49-year-old from
    Jackson, Michigan - was arrested in nearby Ann Arbor after witnesses
    reported seeing him wrestling with the bird.
    According to the eye-witness reports, he was shaking the pet parrot -
    which he had been carrying in his backpack - so violently that some if its
    feathers were being shaken off.
  2. grn3charlie

    grn3charlie Yeah, THAT GUY!

    Can't believe I'm the first one to get this through

    [nomedia=""]YouTube - Shortie vs Bird[/nomedia]
  3. Beal Feirste

    Beal Feirste MassCops Member

    I suppose that's one way of sorting the pecking order. *groan*
  4. Simon

    Simon Guest

    So this black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder..........
  5. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    The timing of this is very interesting. I got this in my e-mailt the other day. I wonder if they're somehow connected.

    The Defective Parrot.
    A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
    It doesn't have any feet or legs.
    The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'
    The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
    I'm a defective parrot.'
    'Holy crap,' the guy replies.
    'You actually understood and answered me. !'
    'I got every word,' says the parrot.
    'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'
    'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.
    'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'
    'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.
    You can't see it, because of my feathers.'
    'Wow,' says the guy.
    'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'
    'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.
    I'm especially good at ornithology.
    You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'
    The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.
    'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'
    'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.
    You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!'
    The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.
    Weeks go by.
    The parrot is sensational.
    He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
    The guy is delighted.
    One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.
    'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the UPS man.'
    'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.
    'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'
    'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.
    'THEN what happened?'
    'Well, then the UPS man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
    'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
    Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.'
    Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
    DUNNO! I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch!

    If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad day.
  6. Simon

    Simon Guest

  7. Beal Feirste

    Beal Feirste MassCops Member

    [nomedia=""]YouTube - The Parrot Sketch[/nomedia]
  8. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    Well, there's nothing going on the CANARIES!
  9. jedediah1

    jedediah1 MassCops Member

    it's not all bad news


    BLUE BLOOD ...---...

    Thats why I always make sure I wrestle my Rooster in the privacy of my own home.
    as often as possible.......
  11. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    I understand there are gay cock fights. That sounds a bit dirty.

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