Man arrested for being naked in his kitchen

Your one hell of a wingman!!!!!

 

I just try to avoid


:naughty::naughty::naughty:

 

hahaha holy shit guys...I'm seriously laughing so hard right now.

On the other hand I'm damn near petrified. I can't stand little people (midgets is derogatory...although O&A call them kickables...I think that works too)...I can't handle them...at all. Like a dude walked into the lobby one day and I lost my mind...had to walk out of the room. Thank God I was pregnant and just played it off like I was going to puke.

 

5?? No no no, I'm not Irish....

 

5'3" is perfect height...kids are growing too tall these days...10 years and i'm going to be a midget compared to high school kids...damn flouridated water!

 

Just don't drink the Koolaid

 

8O Don't make me use my newly found courage to call the police at disturbing noises outside the house

 

WILLIAM!!!! We would NEVER take pictures of you lovely ladies without permission!! Only sickos do stuff like that! Kilv and I are strictly in this for the art....

 

5'3" for a chick is too short...I should know. 5'3" for a dude IS midget status.

 

OH!!! I would guess that your statement would piss 5'03" Stbbrn off!! And I must say I LOVE when I hug Stbbrn and her head is chest height for me.

 

As a woman I don't think it's an issue, we can always wear heels if we so choose. 5'3" instantly becomes 5'8"

Didn't your girls gone wild man say something along those lines?

 

Obviously you dont realize that with her head at chest leval she is closer to my IMPORTANT PARTS!!

 

Okay, I just read the article and this dude is definately making something, but hopefully it's not the cream for his coffee...

 

I must say this is almost infraction worthy.............. :uc:

 

Cream for his coffee??????:uc::uc::uc::uc::uc: