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Lindsay Lohan fails drug test

Discussion in 'Entertainment & Literature' started by CPT Chaos, Sep 17, 2010.

  1. CPT Chaos

    CPT Chaos Subscribing Member

    LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan has failed a court-mandated drug test, according to People Magazine.

    The actress could now be facing 30 days in jail.

    Lohan was released from rehab in August after serving about two weeks in jail for violating probation in a DUI case.

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    UPDATE FROM FOX NEWS: Sources close to Lindsay tell us she is saying it's not true -- insisting she has not failed, but we have confirmed it is indeed true.
  2. cc3915

    cc3915 MassCops Angel Staff Member

    I'm shocked by this!!!!!!

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  3. DEI8

    DEI8 Supporting Member

    No way, this is a outragous lie. She said herself that she would stay clean and sober....:unsure:
  4. CPT Chaos

    CPT Chaos Subscribing Member

    I was thinking the same thing.

    It was actually “Breaking News!”

    Talk about a slow news day!
  5. DJM1968

    DJM1968 MassCops Member

    It's obviously a sophisticated plot by the Bilderbergers and various members of the Military-Industrial Complex to keep Lindsay locked up, thereby stopping her from foiling the Invisible Empire's plans for world domination.

    Really, it's true! The Garden Gnome told me so!
  6. Simon

    Simon Guest

    She just wants more time with the lesbians.......... Can't say I blame her.
  7. jettsixx

    jettsixx Had enough

    News Flash: It will get dark tonight with scattered light toward morning.
  8. justanotherparatrooper

    justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :) Staff Member

    I didnt see this coming.
  9. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    She was just turning her life around.
  10. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    Unfortunately, no one told her to stop at 180. Seems she did a complete 360 degree turn.
  11. Lost

    Lost MassCops Member

    1 step closer to the inevitable Lohan sex tape.
  12. vttroopah

    vttroopah dirtbaggumus maximus

    Yup. I'd still do her.
  13. Lost

    Lost MassCops Member

    Understatement of the century.
  14. badgebunny

    badgebunny "Tinkerbell"

    You know...I'm just going to say it...who the f*** cares??? I am so sick and tired of hearing about celebrities and their DRAMA!!! I would rather see a human interest story about a military HERO then to listen to this crap! You know the people that deserve to be recognized for their service. The media needs to get a reality check...wake up...just sayin

    BLUE BLOOD ...---...

    Ok, wait a minute, was this a whiz quiz or a hair sample?
  16. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed MassCops Angel Staff Member

  17. Simon

    Simon Guest

    I'm having Deja Vu............
  18. vttroopah

    vttroopah dirtbaggumus maximus

    Of me doing Lindsay Lohan?
  19. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    I agree with badgebunny. When standing in line at the supermarket I read the tabloid headlines to kill time. Every 'headline' I read in those rags makes me say to myself, "Who cares and what business is it of mine or anyone elses?"

    I have no answer and yes, I would gladly check out Ms. Lohan if she posed naked. Even her mom (THE MEDIA WHORE) isn't hard on the eyes.

    But that's off topic.
  20. vttroopah

    vttroopah dirtbaggumus maximus

    Off topic, yes.. but let's get to the important business. Ms. Lohan naked.

    New topic: Lindsay Lohan naked.
  21. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    Give it time. I would bet money on that happening. Either Playboy or Penthouse, maybe even Hustler will make an offer. If she has any dignity left, she'll go with Playboy. If she doesn't mind getting graphic, she'll go with Penthouse. If she has sunk to the pitts, HELLO HUSTLER.

    I'm just making a guess though. I don't partake of such disgusting publications.
  22. zm88

    zm88 MassCops Member

    Yeah, i just read them for the articles....
  23. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    Yes I do. Haven't you noticed that each pictoral has a lovely article describing the ladies in the pictures? I mean, come on, we're talking TOTAL AMERICAN LITERATURE.

    and Penthouse Forum ROCKS! :giggle:

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