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A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Police Officer. He
thinks that he is smarter than the Police Officer because he is sure that he
has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have
some fun at the Police Officer's expense...........

Police Officer says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Police Officer says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Police Officer says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Police Officer says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop or convince me of the difference, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no
ticket."

Police Officer says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Police Officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving shit out of the Lawyer, and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO
STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
 
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