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John Madden was in Buffalo to announce a football game
one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near
the Bills bench. He asked Drew

Bledsoe what it was used for and was told it was a
hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Drew
told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $200."

John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck,
I could use some help picking games. He pulled out
his wallet and paid $200. John's picks were perfect
that week.

The next week John was in Indianapolis when he noticed
that same kind of phone on the Colts bench.

He asked what the telephone was for and Peyton Manning
told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use
it, it will cost you $500."

Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and
made the call. John's picks were perfect again that
week.

The next weekend John was in Foxboro at Gillette
Stadium when he noticed the same kind of telephone by
the Patriots bench.

He asked Tom Brady, "Is that the hotline to God?" Tom
said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost
you 35 cents."

John looked incredulously at Brady and said, "Wait a
second, I just paid $200 in Buffalo and $500 in
Indianapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the
Patriots only charge 35 cents?"

Tom looked at John and replied, "Because in New
England, it's a local call."
 
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