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Went to a call for a foreign object stuck in a not ok place. (gee, guess where)

....it was the tv remote.



...and he had discovered that by "flexing" certain muscles he could change the channel with it stuck up there.




......WHY?!?!
 

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.......because he was really anal about which shows he watched?????????
 

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clearly, he put it there.


...he claimed he "fell" on it



I wanted to ask him if his butthole was really so gaping that when he stumbled back a whole remote could get jammed up it.
 

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It was probably up there sideways, not lengthwise:FM:
 

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SargeLorenzo said:
It was probably up there sideways, not lengthwise:FM:
I no longer doubt the possibility of things like that. I once responded to a call for a guy with a hairbrush up there

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rocksy1826 said:
I no longer doubt the possibility of things like that. I once responded to a call for a guy with a hairbrush up there

...BRISTLES FIRST!
There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.
 

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mikey742 said:
There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.
there's also a fine line between kinky and completely f'ing psycho

I'm pretty sure the hair brush guy tortured small animals as a child or something
 

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Years ago, I worked with a guy who's sister was a nurse in the ER of a small city hospital. A guy arrived at the ER with a shot glass stuck in his pooper...wide end first! When asked how it got there, the guy replied that it was on a bar stool and when he sat down...

To which our clever nurse replied: "...what were you doing in the bar with your pants off?":cool:

Seriously...you just can't make this stuff up. She also had a story about a flashlight...but that's a tale for another day...
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I got a call for a flashlight stuck in the pooper once. The guy said it was all he could find. He bought himself a section 12.
 
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