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I Have Lost All Faith In Humanity

Discussion in 'Fire, EMS & Medical' started by rocksy1826, Feb 21, 2007.

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  1. rocksy1826

    rocksy1826 MassCops Member

    Went to a call for a foreign object stuck in a not ok place. (gee, guess where)

    ....it was the tv remote.



    ...and he had discovered that by "flexing" certain muscles he could change the channel with it stuck up there.




    ......WHY?!?!
     
  2. USMCTrooper

    USMCTrooper Grim reaper

    .......because he was really anal about which shows he watched?????????
     
  3. Simon

    Simon Guest

    AHhaahhaahhaaaaaa.
     
  4. justanotherparatrooper

    justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :) Staff Member

    shouldve given it a good kick and put it there permanent
     
  5. Nachtwächter

    Nachtwächter New Member

    That is all good until you need to change the batteries.
     
  6. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

  7. KozmoKramer

    KozmoKramer Administrator Staff Member

    100 To 1 Shot Doc, A 100 To 1....
     
  8. Andy0921

    Andy0921 MassCops Member

    How and why the hell was it up his shitter?
     
  9. Nachtwächter

    Nachtwächter New Member

    Thought you would be the one that would know this.
     
  10. rocksy1826

    rocksy1826 MassCops Member

    clearly, he put it there.


    ...he claimed he "fell" on it



    I wanted to ask him if his butthole was really so gaping that when he stumbled back a whole remote could get jammed up it.
     
  11. SargeLorenzo

    SargeLorenzo MassCops Member

    It was probably up there sideways, not lengthwise:FM:
     
  12. rocksy1826

    rocksy1826 MassCops Member

    I no longer doubt the possibility of things like that. I once responded to a call for a guy with a hairbrush up there

    ...BRISTLES FIRST!
     
  13. mikey742

    mikey742 Subscribing Member


    There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.
     
  14. rocksy1826

    rocksy1826 MassCops Member


    there's also a fine line between kinky and completely f'ing psycho


    I'm pretty sure the hair brush guy tortured small animals as a child or something
     
  15. Irish Wampanoag

    Irish Wampanoag Subscribing Member


    Or either there was shit on TV that night and he wanted on his remote as well!
     
  16. 94c

    94c Subscribing Member

    no gerbil stories?
     
  17. justanotherparatrooper

    justanotherparatrooper Pissin' in liberals cheerio's for 40 years :) Staff Member

    :mrgreen: I WILL share that story with a friend that works customer service at Comcast
     
  18. JoninNH

    JoninNH New Member

    Thats Comcastic!
     
  19. dcs2244

    dcs2244 Moderator Staff Member

    Years ago, I worked with a guy who's sister was a nurse in the ER of a small city hospital. A guy arrived at the ER with a shot glass stuck in his pooper...wide end first! When asked how it got there, the guy replied that it was on a bar stool and when he sat down...

    To which our clever nurse replied: "...what were you doing in the bar with your pants off?":cool:

    Seriously...you just can't make this stuff up. She also had a story about a flashlight...but that's a tale for another day...
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  20. SPINMASS

    SPINMASS Subscribing Member

    I got a call for a flashlight stuck in the pooper once. The guy said it was all he could find. He bought himself a section 12.
     
  21. Simon

    Simon Guest

    Did he get any change ????????
     
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