About two weeks ago I was on patrol when some outstanding members of the community in which I work stated to me,"YO OFFICER THATS A PHAT WHIP YOUR SPORTIN". I was so shocked by that comment I thought I was in the bizzaro world, but then again its probably the same individuals who threw a rock through the window on Turkey Day. Have a good holiday everyone.
First time I heard a M/V called a Phat Whip was I had stopped a guy for driving like an idiot. When I asked for ID and the registration, the moron replied "Yo' dog, this whip be stolen". I hadn't even run the plate yet and this boob was already proned & cuffed!!
By the way, that ride u have there be "Da S#it". Just make sure those Mission Boys don't break another winda'.
"'sup Mo' Fo'? you a'ight?!? You's be trippin' to be skippin' the Mo' Fo' stop sign like that... this whip be stolen? Am I ill, or am I sniffin' some ill smoke from yo' whip?"
Housing,
Your new paint jobs are the shit. Now thats English that I can understand. :-k Watch out for falling ice!!! Dunny your 2 funny, but whips seem like they would hurt
" 'scuse me Offsa', but wise you gotta know my burfdate n social scurity numba fo'? I's jus' mindin' my own biz, I ain't be trippin'. I haven't even seen that dude fo like a minute."
Best one to do is when you are in the cellblock and some jawbone keeps yelling out, "OFF-I-SA' OFF-I-SA' OFF-I-SA' OFF-I-SA'" Just yell back "PRI-SA-NA' PRI-SA-NA'"
Best one to do is when you are in the cellblock and some jawbone keeps yelling out, "OFF-I-SA' OFF-I-SA' OFF-I-SA' OFF-I-SA'" Just yell back "PRI-SA-NA' PRI-SA-NA'"
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