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<b>TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AGENCY IS SERIOUSLY UNDER-FUNDED</b>

1. You used to be able to take cruisers home and now they're talking about outfitting your wife's Chevelle with lights and a roll-bar as part of the new "Take-to Program."

2. Uniforms are nurse's scrubs with the words "PEACE OFFICER" written in magic marker underneath the iron-on agency logo.

3. Officers call the city council "Legion of Doom."

4. You've been working without a contract since the last episode of M.A.S.H.

5. You're in charge of using white-out to recycle arrest report paper.

6. The "Mobile Command Center" is Phil's mom's van.

7. Your duty weapon is worth $56,000 on eBay because it was once used by General Custer.

8. The boss spoke out and was fired immediately. (U.S. Parks Police Only.)

9. The city has managed to get around a contrac provision which guarantees two-man cars by adorning the fleet with "JESUS IS MY CO-PILOT" bumper stickers.

10. Everyone carries their own toilet paper.


Scott :pc:
 

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It is sad to think that the IG files a report stating that your agency is under-staffed and under-funded and the Washington Department of Interior says the report is false.

Then they fire the US Park Police Chief for speaking about the matter.
 
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