Good things that happened today

I woke up!!! :smug:

 

I took my right as an American citizen very seriously and VOTED with my daughter attached to my hip as usual.

But the fun part was stuffing two rude men at the check in table.

Gave my name and street address, one of the men asks my daughter (who is standing there in her school uniform) "What school do you go to?"

She replies Notre Dame sir. "No, no - you go to this school right?" - "No sir"

The guy I gave my info to says "You're a Republican AND she goes to private school? You must be rich."

I found that rather offensive and inappropriate, but I smiled sweetly, laughed it off and said "Not quite"

So the jerkoff talking to my daughter says but you're Republican - and he said it very sarcastically.

My response?

I'm not Republican because I'm rich. I'm Republican because I believe people should work hard, teach their children values and come to the country legally. You know, like the Democrats USED to believe. SHE goes to private school so that she will ALWAYS salute the flag and say a prayer.

I wanted to give him the big GFY - but my daughter did it for me without even meaning to. A great big smile and a "Nice to meet you sirs" and off we went.
Some days, I really REALLY love that kid :wavespin:

 

What a good kid. You taught her well. And, I have to say you and she were a lot nicer than I would have been. I would have had to tell him that yes, I am in fact rich & that I only brought my private school educated child with me because she needs to see how the other side lives. It would have been a complete lie, but since it sounds like the guy was a democrat he should be used to it.

 

Still on Cloud 9..........

 

I didnt exhist ! :tounge_smile:

 

Over the last two months my life has tanked. Almost everyday something life altering has happened. I'll bounce back. Now for the good news. I'm still sober.

 

Insert "future ex wife" joke here. LMAO bro.

 

The new Maxim came today with 3D Anna Kornikova. YUMMY. I Googled a drooling smily and came up with this. It'll do.

 

Still on Cloud 9............. :wavespin:

 

2 more days to baby! (If the stubborn kid doesn't come by then)

 

I, momentarilly, have no one to nag. After months of haunting them, I finally got the records from my former doctor's office. Can't read them, but at least I finally got the damn things. I've only been asking for them since April. And, the DPW finally took down the dead tree that the city said (in writing) needed to be cut down. It only took them since last December to do it. Finally, got my washing machine replaced. That only took 6 weeks. Thanks Home Depot. Maytag can kiss my ass.

What am I going to do with all the free time that I will have now that I don't have to haunt these people?

 

There is always the comments section of the Trash & Gossip or the Herald.

I got an 8 hr lucrative detail today. :smug:

 

A supervisor called me from work this morning and commended me for something I did yesterday. I almost dropped the phone. AND.......... He apologized for waking me. Maybe I was dreaming.........:wavespin:

 

Another detail :teeth_smile:

 

Tottenham Hotspur (spits) 1-4 Arsenal.

Third round of the League Cup and we put the gypsies in their place at their own ground in the North London Derby. Up the Gunners!!

Tottenham Hotspur 1-4 Arsenal - Match Report | Fixtures & Reports | Fixtures | Arsenal.com

 

I hear he is writing an email to the web site below to put you in for a medal

Awards_Program

 

Keep it up. They're watching you at the Herald :smug: I'm going to have plenty of idiots to argue with over there if you keep this sort of activity up.

My favorite one:

For those folks that know in their hearts that they deserve an award, even when the bastards in charge don't notice. Notice they only need a supporting document not documents. I guess the small administrative fee is proof enough of one's good work on the job.

The other day I came across an award that I got last year.

MOST SHIT ON AWARD

Your ability to be shit on has been noticed at the work place.
The way you handle it is exceptional.
People suck but there's a silver lining,
the people that you hate will die someday.
Life's tough, get a helmet.

Presented to me by my family. Written by my oldest (I swear I have no idea where she gets that sarcastic streak.)