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Chapter 1:
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER


1. Sag, You're it.
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee. (my favorite)
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners.

Chapter 2:
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using
you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.
3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
5. You change your underwear after every sneeze. (another favorite)

Chapter 3:
SIGNS OF WEAR

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer,
"Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment You on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
 

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how exactly do u play and further more win kick the bucket, or is that 1 of those gamed u don't wanna win.

if the years on the force affects me like it affected my dad then i will be playing spin the bottle of mylanta in the squad room by 34 :uc: . he used keep a CASE of the mylanta shooters on the fron seat of his truck and a half dozen in his duty bag.
 
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