1} Stopped a kid once. Plates revoked insurance.
I asked for his paper work. He tells me that he forgot his license but it's OK cause he's a trooper. He then flashes a state badge and starts rolling up the window.
I asked to see the badge and I.D. It says State Police special.
I asked him what the special was. {I already knew}. He tells me that he's a special agent with the state police internal affairs division.
Just toying with him, I tell him I'm calling the local barracks to verify. He tells me that they won't know of him because he's I.A. and part of his job is to remain unknown. He was good, and would'nt budge.
I pull out my cell phone and start dialing. He tells me that not only are my in trouble, so is the trooper who responds. Like I said...he was good.
It was a quiet night so I did call for a trooper just to see how long this kid would stick to his story. Upon arrival, he started crying like a baby.
Into my badge collection it goes.
2} Low-rider Toyota cutting through traffic with florescent 4-way flashers, car alarm sounding continuously. Stop said idiot. He reaches over to his back seat, pulls out a campaign hat and puts it on his lap.
I ask him what the hat is for. He tells me "the job". I ask what job. He tells me state police. From where? State Police Burlington! I asked him if it was near the mall. After a long pause, "Well ya!"
I keeled over and burst out laughing. These guys got balls.
3} My partner and I stop a lady with a real bad attitude. She is getting fined. She pulls out a state correction badge and calls me an A.H.
Terrible attitude, something was not right. I call her work.
The guy who answers couldn't believe it. He tells me she was fired 5 years earlier and they could not get the badge and I.D. back from her.
We did. You think she was mad because of the ticket? Should have seen her when we took her badge/I.D. She actually had the balls to make a complaint and try to file a larceny report.
Any other funny badge stories?
I asked for his paper work. He tells me that he forgot his license but it's OK cause he's a trooper. He then flashes a state badge and starts rolling up the window.
I asked to see the badge and I.D. It says State Police special.
I asked him what the special was. {I already knew}. He tells me that he's a special agent with the state police internal affairs division.
Just toying with him, I tell him I'm calling the local barracks to verify. He tells me that they won't know of him because he's I.A. and part of his job is to remain unknown. He was good, and would'nt budge.
I pull out my cell phone and start dialing. He tells me that not only are my in trouble, so is the trooper who responds. Like I said...he was good.
It was a quiet night so I did call for a trooper just to see how long this kid would stick to his story. Upon arrival, he started crying like a baby.
Into my badge collection it goes.
2} Low-rider Toyota cutting through traffic with florescent 4-way flashers, car alarm sounding continuously. Stop said idiot. He reaches over to his back seat, pulls out a campaign hat and puts it on his lap.
I ask him what the hat is for. He tells me "the job". I ask what job. He tells me state police. From where? State Police Burlington! I asked him if it was near the mall. After a long pause, "Well ya!"
I keeled over and burst out laughing. These guys got balls.
3} My partner and I stop a lady with a real bad attitude. She is getting fined. She pulls out a state correction badge and calls me an A.H.
Terrible attitude, something was not right. I call her work.
The guy who answers couldn't believe it. He tells me she was fired 5 years earlier and they could not get the badge and I.D. back from her.
We did. You think she was mad because of the ticket? Should have seen her when we took her badge/I.D. She actually had the balls to make a complaint and try to file a larceny report.
Any other funny badge stories?
Never took an EMT class,never even got a FR card. There is no such thing as Firefighter A-1, well MSP arson is easy to debunk......he is 19 and I think the only work he ever did with a narcotics unit was as a user. 
