[MVS]

Use a designated driver. The driver stays sober and all the other guys can be drunk. That way if they have a brush fire and the engines tank runs empty, the FF's can just piss the fires out.

Of course I am joking.

They (These SF FF's) are a disgrace to Public Safety.

 

[MVS]

eh, so they use full bladders and a designated driver instead of firefighters... saved on the water bills anyway.