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I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.
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Q: "Any idea what the last thing to go through his mind was?"
A: "I'd say the window pane."
"Gee I'm glad I wore a belt, what with my ass hanging out like this."
"I seem to feel a breeze."
"I'm thinking maybe I don't want a pizza that bad now."
"Shit, she already moved out."
"On TV, they always make it look so easy."
"Wait a minute, I didn't leave my cufflinks HERE, they're in my brown suitcase."
"Well, this is embarassing!"
"If this doesn't get me a Darwin, NOTHING will!"
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