Ex-Playmate: Hugh Hefner’s mansion a real dump

Ho-hum:sleep:

 

What did you think it was going to be like screwing a thousand year old guy and six of his closest temporary friends? Dope.

 

Can she tell us what it's like to be an overpaid prostitute? What's the matter sweetie, you mad that the old dirty bastard doesn't want that used up kitty anymore?

 

That would be an interesting place to go in with the blue light and glasses. It must be like sodom and gamora, don't like back or you will be turned into a pillar of salt.

 

I think I'll pass on going in to that jizz palace. I doubt you will need the blue light. It's not what's covered with spoodge in there, it's what isn't.

 

Maybe she should have have helped cleaned it better :yellowcarded:

 

Her job was to only clean pipes.

 

And why is this a surprise?

She's just another bitter fame/money prostitute who's mad now that her 15 minutes of fame is up.

 

*cough* whore *cough*:unsure:

 

"White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones"

 

I am so confused.

 

I've never been inside but I've driven past it a million times when I take visiting Bostonians on a tour of the area. From the outside it looks like a pretty nice place. It kinda looks like Wayne Manor from the original Batman TV series. It's right off Sunset Blvd near the LA / Beverly Hills border.

I'd be very curious what the inside looks like. Just imagine some of the things that have gone on in there over the years!

 

If you could change lives with one person dead or alive who would it be?

I've always said I'd trade with Heff. What more do you want? Success, money and the pick of the litter for his whole life of the most beautiful women in the world. Hard to beat that.

 

Thanks, I'll never be able to listen to the Armor Hot Dogs jingle again.

What did this girl expect, bunnies have never seemed like the cleanest critters to me.

 

How would she know what it was like with a........nevermind.

 

If that sand in her vagina doesn't get released, she could become a walking time bomb.

 

No it's a line from a song by Dr. Hook and the Medicine show "Freakers Ball"

I dont remember how to post a link to a page with the complete lyrics, or a video.

 

Hugh Heffner used to be one of the COOLEST guys in the world. I wish he'd just quietly retire from public life. He went from COOL to COLD and has become a caricature and a joke. It's kind of sad.

I agree with you all, she's a bitter whore and I only feel that way because of this idiotic book. Otherwise I’d say, “She had her fun, made a few bucks and was center of attention for awhile. Good for her.” But this kind of book, well BITTER WHORE!