I applied for that job recently, but I got to thinking...
You are responsible for taking the freedom away from shithead kids with nothing to lose, and you have no way to protect yourself. I wonder if they even issue you a vest.
You are tasked with apprehending these cherubs hiding in the projects occaisonally, and I can only imagine what a little cracker like me will treated like when I come in to grab up one of thier kids.
But hey the moneys good!