A few thoughts on this:
Someone needs to tell this idiot that they're not real cops.
The mother didn't have to come to the window and talk to them, but she should have called the real police.
It's all fun and games until someone shoots them.
How much do they charge because I have a guy who owes me money. (Just kidding I don't need help from these boobs.)

 

So wait, how does the whole constable thing work in MA? Are they a private entity, or do they work for the towns?

 

They're mostly appointed (sometimes elected) by cities and towns, but are very, very rarely municipal employees. They're essentially independent contractors who receive their authority from the city & town, but collect direct fees from landlords, attorneys, etc., and they pay a percentage of those fees to the city or town.

 

Our archaic laws really really need some updating from the legislature. Also, call 911 lady.

 

I would love to know what town is giving these guys appointments.

 

Everett for one. I dealt with one (who happened to also be a Boston Firefighter). He was trying to repo a car from private property, and causing a breach of the peace in the process. Things didn't go his way.

 

My LT has one chasing him with divorce papers. It’s a riot when this guys comes into the station looking for him. He thinks he’s one of the guys until he realizes he was told “5 min” about 4 hours ago and we’ve just been shitting on him the whole time. “Sorry brother, busy night, you know how it is.”

 

And Turtleboy is pulling them apart like warm bread..
Rent-A-Cop Rejects Scare The Shit Out Of Innocent Dorchester Family While Playing Cops n' Robbers; Presumably Never Once Made Any Of Their Fathers Proud

 

When is a senator like Bruce Tarr going to get together with Derr Colonel and/or Masschiefs and smash these guys balls!?!?
I thought the legislature was trying to pull these fools back in like 14'

 

Part TWO in Lowell.........."police, open the door"

 

What a disaster

 

Mandate some training for these positions and that should take care of the whack-jobs.

Get the impression some of these guys want to play cop , but can't be bothered taking a test, attending an academy, working nights , weekends , holidays, etc.

They just want the gun and the badge.

 

Sounds eerily similar to the Boston constable who shot a Boston cop in 2016 during a shootout with police at his apartment.

 

Thank you for posting that report. Had no idea such a violent gunfight had ensued with that lunatic. Hope those injured officers have had a complete recovery.

 

I saw this the other day on WCVB, HAHAHAHAHA, I knew it was going to become a thread. Seems like the perfect wacker opportunity to get sued. I bet they have more “applicants” then the civil service test.

 

I saw this the other day on WCVB, HAHAHAHAHA, I knew it was going to become a thread. Seems like the perfect wacker opportunity to get sued. I bet they have more "applicants" then the civil service test.

But he's doing it for free. He's just a really nice guy trying to help out.

Now if you'll excuse me, I just gave myself a headache rolling my eyes typing that.

 

I believe part Three is tonight...........................

 

-best image I've seen on the form so far

 

Cost/Payment Method:
$1,350.00 (includes learning materials, polo shirt & hat, blue gun, inert spray and $150.00 will go towards the firearms qualifications portion. Recruits will be responsible for purchasing their own ammunition) There will also be a $200.00 registration fee which will cover a driver’s history check, fingerprints/criminal history check, drug test and vision and hearing tests. A deposit of $600.00 must be submitted with application and all payments must be by cash, bank check or money orders. No Personal checks and final payment will due at orientation.

I guess it is a bit cheaper than the RES/INT Academy

 

Any of that money go towards the fines and tow fees for when I get them with their blue lights?

 

Shame on the towns that appoint them and shame on the chiefs that allow them to have blue lights. My understanding is that the blue light permits get signed by the local police chief but I could be wrong. Lock up a few of these morons for kidnapping and it will send the message .


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Maybe ICE could send them to the court houses to apprehend illegal aliens. I bet they’d be real good at that.

 

Did anyone notice the "terrified victim" didn't call the police?

Yeah these guys are jackwad wannabe but don't have what it takes to be real cops idiots working for a washout who's training is tax prep.
- But mama bear doesn't call 911?

 

Methuen's Controversial Police Chief Joseph Solomon Apparently Has Ties To Public Safety Threat "Massachusetts Constable's Office," "Chief" Darryl Hines Is One Shady SOB, Plenty Of Questions Remain Unanswered

 

YUP! The house of cards may be coming down for Darryl! Lookie! We "boxed the vehicle in" and "conducted a field sobriety test!"
Lynn incident draws more scrutiny to controversial constables

 

Charlie Baker, Mass BIG city Chiefs, and Karen Spilka are looking into this now!

 

So...wait. I had an offer to lateral out there from CA and be a LT Constable, think it’s not a kosher deal? Damn. I already bought my Motor Officer boots and breeches.

 

So...wait. I had an offer to lateral out there from CA and be a LT Constable, think it's not a kosher deal? Damn. I already bought my Motor Officer boots and breeches.

If you didn't buy the hat you're not official.

 

whoever appointed them in whatever town they are appointed in and strip the appointment.