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Constables.......the REAL L.E.

Discussion in 'Whacker Central' started by mpd61, Aug 8, 2019.

  1. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

    This is GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
     
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  2. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    A few thoughts on this:
    Someone needs to tell this idiot that they're not real cops.
    The mother didn't have to come to the window and talk to them, but she should have called the real police.
    It's all fun and games until someone shoots them.
    How much do they charge because I have a guy who owes me money. (Just kidding I don't need help from these boobs.)
     
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  3. PG1911

    PG1911 Back Out in the Sticks

    So wait, how does the whole constable thing work in MA? Are they a private entity, or do they work for the towns?
     
  4. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound MassCops Member

    Our archaic laws really really need some updating from the legislature. Also, call 911 lady.
     
  5. MPD703

    MPD703 Subscribing Member

    I would love to know what town is giving these guys appointments.
     
  6. Javert

    Javert MassCops Member

    My LT has one chasing him with divorce papers. It’s a riot when this guys comes into the station looking for him. He thinks he’s one of the guys until he realizes he was told “5 min” about 4 hours ago and we’ve just been shitting on him the whole time. “Sorry brother, busy night, you know how it is.”
     
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  7. RodneyFarva

    RodneyFarva Get off my lawn!

  8. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound MassCops Member

    Everett for one. I dealt with one (who happened to also be a Boston Firefighter). He was trying to repo a car from private property, and causing a breach of the peace in the process. Things didn't go his way.
     
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  9. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

    When is a senator like Bruce Tarr going to get together with Derr Colonel and/or Masschiefs and smash these guys balls!?!?
    I thought the legislature was trying to pull these fools back in like 14'
     
  10. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

    Part TWO in Lowell.........."police, open the door":confused:
     
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  11. Tango_Sierra

    Tango_Sierra MassCops Member

    What a disaster :confused:
     
  12. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    Mandate some training for these positions and that should take care of the whack-jobs.

    Get the impression some of these guys want to play cop , but can't be bothered taking a test, attending an academy, working nights , weekends , holidays, etc.

    They just want the gun and the badge.
     
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    control MassCops Member

  14. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    Thank you for posting that report. Had no idea such a violent gunfight had ensued with that lunatic. Hope those injured officers have had a complete recovery.
     
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  15. 38bigblock

    38bigblock MassCops Member

    I saw this the other day on WCVB, HAHAHAHAHA, I knew it was going to become a thread. Seems like the perfect wacker opportunity to get sued. I bet they have more “applicants” then the civil service test.
     
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  16. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    But he's doing it for free. He's just a really nice guy trying to help out. :rolleyes:



    Now if you'll excuse me, I just gave myself a headache rolling my eyes typing that.
     
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  17. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

    I believe part Three is tonight...........................:p
     
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  18. 38bigblock

    38bigblock MassCops Member

    upload_2019-8-9_19-6-19.jpeg

    -best image I’ve seen on the form so far :)
     
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  19. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

    Cost/Payment Method:
    $1,350.00 (includes learning materials, polo shirt & hat, blue gun, inert spray and $150.00 will go towards the firearms qualifications portion. Recruits will be responsible for purchasing their own ammunition) There will also be a $200.00 registration fee which will cover a driver’s history check, fingerprints/criminal history check, drug test and vision and hearing tests. A deposit of $600.00 must be submitted with application and all payments must be by cash, bank check or money orders. No Personal checks and final payment will due at orientation.

    I guess it is a bit cheaper than the RES/INT Academy:confused:
     
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  20. visible25

    visible25 Supporting Member

    Any of that money go towards the fines and tow fees for when I get them with their blue lights?
     
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  21. j809

    j809 Subscribing Member

    Shame on the towns that appoint them and shame on the chiefs that allow them to have blue lights. My understanding is that the blue light permits get signed by the local police chief but I could be wrong. Lock up a few of these morons for kidnapping and it will send the message .


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  22. TheSnowman

    TheSnowman Semper Occultus

    Maybe ICE could send them to the court houses to apprehend illegal aliens. I bet they’d be real good at that.
     
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  23. Sooty

    Sooty Administrator

    Did anyone notice the "terrified victim" didn't call the police?

    Yeah these guys are jackwad wannabe but don't have what it takes to be real cops idiots working for a washout who's training is tax prep.
    - But mama bear doesn't call 911?
     
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  24. RodneyFarva

    RodneyFarva Get off my lawn!

  25. mpd61

    mpd61 Retired Fed, Active Special

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