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Michelle could you PLEASE cross your legs while I'm speaking!

Fly: I'm here for my free shit.

"I have just made this fly an American citizen."

"After spending $182,000,000 on the research, we have now come up with a free Obamaphone for the fly. Listen closely..... that's not buzzing you hear.

First you had the Jitterbug phone now..........

Fly: "So, what's the buzz about this guy being full of shit?"
Fly" "Eee-yoooooooo, what IS this. I like shit, but THIS is some NASTY stuff here."
Fly: "If I shit on him, will he still let me live because I just gave him an idea, or will he kill me because he see's me as a threat?"
Fly: "If he kills me, will he just say, 'Bush couldn't do it, but I did!' Of course it won't mean much since I was born 18 hours ago, but with THIS guy....."

"I have an idea to pay our debt! We will sell fly-paper hats to the Ethiopians!"